And after that big rant Levis with radiation shield mobile phone pockets made me laugh like a village idiot.

I’m going to put in a quote from THAT site again, because the more I think about it, the more it bugs me.
Before we go any further, I just want to point out that yes, I was a gimp, and yes, this is a satire site. It _is_ well written, and very satirical. My personal feelings are that it’s just a little too believable, and still probably accepted by other people as being valid, but yes, mea culpa, I bit. For that, respect is due.

What do we want?

We want the law changed to make it illegal to murder children and bury them in woodland. We want it to be made illegal for adults to work with children. We want an end to the ridiculous process of ‘criminal trials’ for suspected child killers.

Point one : We want the law changed to make it illegal to murder children and bury them in woodland. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s already illegal to do this. Nice try Einstein.

Point two : We want it to be made illegal for adults to work with children. OK – so no adults working with children. What about things like schools? No teachers allowed near children? Police can’t come near a child no matter what, or the police break the law? Nannies/child minders become a black industry because what they’re doing is illegal. No schools, playgroups, playschemes in the summer. What about Childrens TV? They’re adults who work with kids.

Lord of the Flies, anyone? (and a link to the video, just for the hate mobs with a short attention span)
About the only good part of this one is that I suppose it would also be illegal for the parents to have contact with the kids, so that’s a bonus.

NEXT!

Point three : We want an end to the ridiculous process of ‘criminal trials’ for suspected child killers.
So what do you want instead? Hate mobs picking on the wrong people, vigilante lynchings, and the odd simple beating to death?

Criminal trials are fallible, yes – but to my mind they’re the best option. They could be improved, but given a choice between a fallible court system and a lynching based on rumour and hate, I’d go for the courts every time.

And before “concerned parent” gets on his little “have you read the site?” soapbox, or decides I don’t know what the fuck I’m on about, I’ll tell you now, I was abused for three years, the person who did it wasn’t a family member, and I still wouldn’t want to see him lynched by a mob in the street. I’d rather see him in jail for a long time, but that won’t happen either. But vigilante mobs bring out the shivers in me – if they come in for one crime, what’s to stop them becoming more popular, until you get a screaming mob stoning to death shoplifters, gays, dopesmokers, and anyone who doesn’t fit “what’s right” in the minds of the mob?

Go for it, “concerned parent”, I want to see an intelligent comment or explanation. Because at the moment you’re breaking the law of the UK yourself by inciting violence and hatred. Nice move, Genius.