Oh, just get on with it

Jesus Christ, I may be the only male in the country to say this, but I wish David Beckham would just fuck off now. I don’t care that he’s going to some other football team, I don’t believe he’s worth £25m, and I don’t believe he’s worth the fucking media hype either.

Now just piss off to Spain.

The Joy of Tech

Unbelievable as it may seem, it’s just taken my direct boss all day to send me an email confirming the cost code for the work I’m doing.

Eight hours. To send an email. I’m impressed. Honest.

CSS

Yes, as the observant amongst you will notice, the (minor in appearance) redesign has happened. Well, for this page anyway. I’ll be waddling through the site over the next week or so, converting all and sundry to the CSS template, so bear with me. But I must say, I like it.

Yes, there’s still some tweaking to do on it too – I don’t know, for instance, why the left hand bar is only black (as it’s supposed to be) til about halfway down the page. Then it goes back to Yellow. Or at least it does in Opera. And IE appears to did have an issue (subsequently fixed) with inheriting the font’s weight on subsequent paragraphs. Then again, IE’s a sack of shit.

Now – do I lose the yellow? *Grin*

Job Adverts

I must admit, now that the Anne Summers chain has won it’s case to be able to advertise it’s vacancies in Job Centres, I’d almost like to see how they’re advertised. In fact, if Job Centres weren’t the most soul-less demoralising shit-pits, I’d possibly go in just for a laugh.

However, I bet they won’t advertise “various positions throughout our range of shops“, or “people needed to fill a gap in the market“. Which is a pity.

Personally, I’ve always wondered how places like Anne Summers, and their more “adult” brethren advertise for people to work in them. You never see the ads in the papers or whatever : “Wanted : Someone to deal with dirty macs, dodgy videos, flashers, giggling schoolboys, and a range of perversions. Unshockable nature a must. Knowledge of lubricants and experience of cleaning dildos is prefereable, but not essential“

Rise and Shine

Ah, what a joyous start to the day. Root-canal work and fillings before nine in the morning, followed by being comprehensively rained on. It’s what I live for.