It’s been another shitty day, with “urgent” projects and amendments that need to be done yesterday.

However, it means that when push comes to shove, my mouth is on autopilot when it comes to Arsehole Boss.

AB : Lyle, you shouldn’t take these things personally.
Me : Oh, I don’t. I just assume that the world is filled with incompetent bastards who can’t find their own arses with both hands and a flashlight.
AB : … [ silence ]
Me : Know what? I’m rarely wrong.