Archive for May 13th, 2008

13
May '08

Bugfood

   Posted by: lyle    in Cynicism, Domestic, Green Garden

One of the things I hate about summer is that I turn into a buffet bar for mosquitos. (and other bugs as well, but mainly mosquitos) There’s something about me that obviously tastes good to the little bloodsucking fuckers, and they just dive in for a chomp.

After having a meal outside on Sunday evening, I’ve got no less than five bites on my legs already, three of which have swollen up unpleasantly.

We’ve got a mosquito-repellent in the bedroom which seems to work OK, and we’ve got a UV anti-bug lamp, although I really need to sort that out and put it somewhere so it’ll actually do something to the little vampiric bastards. However, the UV thing can’t really go outside (not long-term, anyway) so I’m also considering an outdoor version like this one which might help zap the buzzing little tossers.

Ah, the joys of summer.

13
May '08

Summer Of ‘Fun’

   Posted by: lyle    in Cynicism, Domestic

Oh dear god, it’s one of those years (also known as “Leap Years”) again this summer.

All through the summer, the TV is going to be filled with Euro 2008 football, (despite there not being any part of the United Kingdom that’s got through to the final competition, it’s still going to dominate both BBC and ITV while it’s on) then the 2008 Beijing Olympics, and at the same time the eighth ninth series of Big Brother on Channel 4. Whoopee-doo.

I guess I’m going to be either doing a lot of writing, and/or watching DVDs instead…

[Edited : Bloody BBC story about Big Brother got it wrong, and claimed the ’07 series was the seventh, when in fact it was the eighth. They’ve changed it now, but all the same, oops.