For once in my life, I’m not going to go off on a rant about Dan Brown’s writing style and so on. I’ve done enough of that via Twitter to last me a while. (I may add some thoughts over the weekend, but I wouldn’t count on it)
Instead, I’m going to let The Telegraph point things out in a far better, pithier (and significantly less sweary) way by just pointing you to this article showing what they list as Brown’s Worst Twenty Sentences.
And it’s fair to say I really don’t want to read his new novel.
Awww but I wanna hear a rant!!! 
Interesting to see Prof. Pullum quoted – his Language Log blog is one I follow, and he is a hilarious speaker on the English language.
Who is Dan Brown? 
(come sin the same unreadable bag as JK Rowling in my opinion)
Amazingly, D4D™ now contains no less than 846,444 words.
D4D™ started on 9th August 2002, so it's been going 2771 days or roughly 7.59 years.
In that time, I've not posted on 185 days all told. Not bad.
[...] up reading the Telegraph’s list of Dan Brown’s 20 worst sentences, pointed out by d4d. It is frankly hilarious. I’ve never read Dan Brown, nor do I plan to, and this only [...]