Today it’s been announced that both Patrick Swayze and Keith Floyd have died. Not together, just on the same day.

In Floyd’s case, it’s ironic that the news comes the day after Channel 4 transmitted “When Keith met Keith” – about Keith Allen meeting Floyd in one of Floyd’s last ever interviews. Almost like he was hanging on for the programme…

Anyway, as Alan Cumming said,

“My greatest fear is dying on the same day as someone more famous than me”