In an early front-runner for “Smuggest advert of the Festering Season”, the fuckstick bastards at Tesco have dropped a blinder. Not just smug and insanely early, but as sexist and shit as it’s possible to be.

A rough version of the text (it’s engraved in my brain having seen the cocking advert once) goes as follows…

Toys.

Come December 25th there’ll be Action Man for boys and Barbie for girls.

And yes, we know it’s only October. But Christmas comes quickly round here.

Smug overbearing materialistic shit-flogging sexist fuckbag cunts. Fuck off with your shite, you weaselly tossbags.