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		<title>CEOP</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And on the subject of CEOP, which is (apparently) part of the UK Police, wouldn&#8217;t you have thought they could&#8217;ve made the acronym into eCOP instead? As an example, they probably could have called it &#8216;Exploited Children&#8217;s Online Protection&#8217;. Or something. Mind you, it just goes to show how little thought went into CEOP in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And on the subject of <a title="Link to CEOP website | Opens in new window" href="http://ceop.police.uk/" target="_blank">CEOP</a>, which is (apparently) part of the UK Police, wouldn&#8217;t you have thought they could&#8217;ve made the acronym into eCOP instead?</p>
<p>As an example, they probably could have called it &#8216;Exploited Children&#8217;s Online Protection&#8217;. Or something.</p>
<p>Mind you, it just goes to show how little thought went into CEOP in the first place, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>Internet Safety</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is, allegedly, &#8220;Safer Internet Day&#8220;. Surprisingly, it&#8217;s not being mentioned or promoted by CEOP, the Child Exploitation and Online Protection bunch of muppets Centre. Not a thing. Wouldn&#8217;t you think that &#8211; if CEOP were actually any fucking use at all &#8211; they&#8217;d support and cross-promote this Safer Internet Day? Or even have created [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is, allegedly, &#8220;<a title="Link to Safer Internet Day website | Opens in new window" href="http://www.saferinternet.org.uk/">Safer Internet Day</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>Surprisingly, it&#8217;s not being mentioned or promoted by <a title="Link to CEOP website | Opens in new window" href="http://ceop.police.uk/" target="_blank">CEOP</a>, the Child Exploitation and Online Protection <del>bunch of muppets</del> Centre. Not a thing.</p>
<p>Wouldn&#8217;t you think that &#8211; if CEOP were actually any fucking use at all &#8211; they&#8217;d support and cross-promote this Safer Internet Day? Or even have created the concept themselves.</p>
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		<title>You Park Like a Cunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(via @thehacksaw &#8211; thanks!) I know I&#8217;ve posted one or two ( *ahem* ) pictures in the past of people parking like titbags, but this site is just brilliant. Sterling work.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(via <a title="Link to Hacksaw's Twitter Page | Opens in new window" href="https://twitter.com/#!/thehacksaw" target="_blank">@thehacksaw</a> &#8211; thanks!)</p>
<p>I know I&#8217;ve posted one or two ( *ahem* ) pictures in the past of people parking like titbags, but <a title="Link to You Park Like A Cunt | Opens in new window" href="http://www.youparklikeacunt.com" target="_blank">this site</a> is just brilliant. Sterling work.</p>
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		<title>Ian Corbett and Toyota Ireland &#8211; Retraction Of Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 25th July 2009, I referred to the Marketing Manager of Toyota Ireland in derogatory terms. Following a request from his legal advisers, I am retracting these comments forthwith, and have deleted the original post(s) to reflect this. I apologise for any harm caused. &#160; (This retraction has been approved by Gore Grimes Solicitors. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Link to original post about Mr Corbett" href="/random/2009/07/how-not-to-do-it-2/">On the 25th July 2009, I referred to the Marketing Manager of Toyota Ireland in derogatory terms</a>.</p>
<p>Following a request from <a title="Link to website for Gore Grimes solicitors in Dublin | Opens in new window" href="http://www.goregrimes.ie" target="_blank">his legal advisers</a>, I am retracting these comments forthwith, and have deleted the original post(s) to reflect this. I apologise for any harm caused.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p class="hidden">(This retraction has been approved by Gore Grimes Solicitors. My personal view hasn&#8217;t changed, but legal stuff prevails over personal opinion, it seems. Maybe next time he&#8217;ll remember about BCC)</p>
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		<title>Broken Infrastructure</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 09:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the moment, as I&#8217;ve said before, I&#8217;m working in London. The carriages on the tube are full, (sometimes to bursting, and leaving people on the platform to wait for the next train) the roads are pretty much full, and the buses &#8211; well, I don&#8217;t use the buses, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re full [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the moment, as I&#8217;ve said before, I&#8217;m working in London. The carriages on the tube are full, (<em>sometimes to bursting, and leaving people on the platform to wait for the next train</em>) the roads are pretty much full, and the buses &#8211; well, I don&#8217;t use the buses, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re full too. In short, the infrastructure of London is pretty well stretched already.</p>
<p>This time next year London will also be hosting the 2012 Olympics &#8211; which should make things pretty interesting.  The other day, <a title="Londoners, avoid London during the Olympics | Opens in new window" href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-olympics/article-23975122-londoners-urged-to-travel-differently-during-games.do" target="_blank">advice came from the transport minister that Londoners &#8211; the people who live and work in London &#8211; should &#8216;try and avoid peak times for travelling in London&#8217;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Transport minister <a title="More on Norman Baker..." href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/related-36158-norman-baker.do">Norman Baker</a> urged Londoners to avoid peak times or change their routes to avoid pinch points during the 17 days of the Games, saying: &#8220;It&#8217;s time to oil the creaking bike, dig out the walking boots, work out how to use the video conferencing equipment, and fire up the laptop,&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Genius.</p>
<p>So the people that use &#8211; and pay extortionate amounts to use &#8211; the transport services should find alternative methods, while visitors for the olympics are here. In other words &#8220;<em>The transport infrastructure can&#8217;t handle the extra traffic</em>&#8220;. Well there&#8217;s a shock. People have been saying it for at least the last ten years, to my knowledge.</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s the point of bidding for a huge event like the Olympics, if you already know the infrastructure is knackered and can&#8217;t deal with the extra people?</p>
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		<title>Late to the Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 09:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see today in the news that Heather Mills is complaining today that her phone was hacked by the Mirror Group of newspapers 8 years ago. Yep &#8211; 8 years ago. Is it only me who thinks that this might &#8211; just maybe &#8211; be a bit of a bandwagon jump? Phone hacking has been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see today in the news that <a title="Link to BBC story about Heather Mills and phone hacking  | Opens in new window" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14393925" target="_blank">Heather Mills is complaining today that her phone was hacked by the Mirror Group of newspapers 8 years ago</a>. Yep &#8211; 8 years ago.</p>
<p>Is it only me who thinks that this might &#8211; just maybe &#8211; be a bit of a bandwagon jump? Phone hacking has been in the media for most of this year, and even more so over the last month. And it&#8217;s only now that Mills (and several others) jump into the ring too. Very odd.</p>
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		<title>Words Are Weapons</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2011/06/words-are-weapons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Arm yourself</p>
<div id="attachment_8239" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/words_are_weapons.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-8239" title="Words Are Weapons" src="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/words_are_weapons-300x204.jpg" alt="Words are Weapons" width="300" height="204" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Words are Weapons - Arm yourself</p></div>
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