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		<title>Commuting &#8211; a new Journey</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2012/02/commuting-a-new-journey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commuting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As regular readers know, I&#8217;m pretty renowned for doing stupid commutes. Last year I worked in London for six months, commuting daily, which we worked out (from mileage claims etc.) to have resulted in 19,000 miles of travel &#8217;til the end of 2011, purely for work. The London run was a 70 mile drive one-way, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As regular readers know, I&#8217;m pretty renowned for doing stupid commutes. Last year <a title="Link to a post about mileage and commuting" href="/random/2011/09/pushing-the-odds/">I worked in London for six months, commuting daily</a>, which we worked out (from mileage claims etc.) to have resulted in 19,000 miles of travel &#8217;til the end of 2011, purely for work.</p>
<p>The London run was a 70 mile drive one-way, so a 140-mile round-trip, plus the 10ish miles on the Tube each way. Amusingly, it took an hour to do the drive, and an hour to do the time on the Tube.</p>
<p>Since then I&#8217;ve taken on a new contract, this time working in Luton. The driving time is a bit less &#8211; about 2 hours in the morning, 90 minutes in the evening &#8211; for a few more miles, about 80 each way all told.</p>
<p>Everybody else insists I must be slightly mad to do the driving I do, but I really don&#8217;t mind it. It&#8217;s a longer distance sure, but it regularly used to take the same time to travel by bus from home to Oldham when I worked there. It used to take even longer when I was commuting by train between London and Bath, or London and Manchester. (<em>And yeah, those runs were <strong>seriously</strong> insane</em>)</p>
<p>In general I&#8217;m less stressed when it comes to commuting by car than when I&#8217;m reliant on public transport &#8211; people piss me off too much for me to want to travel with them now when I can avoid them.</p>
<p>I probably still am stupid for driving/commuting as much as I do, but it suits me, so I&#8217;m happy with it.</p>
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		<title>CEOP</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2012/02/ceop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And on the subject of CEOP, which is (apparently) part of the UK Police, wouldn&#8217;t you have thought they could&#8217;ve made the acronym into eCOP instead? As an example, they probably could have called it &#8216;Exploited Children&#8217;s Online Protection&#8217;. Or something. Mind you, it just goes to show how little thought went into CEOP in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And on the subject of <a title="Link to CEOP website | Opens in new window" href="http://ceop.police.uk/" target="_blank">CEOP</a>, which is (apparently) part of the UK Police, wouldn&#8217;t you have thought they could&#8217;ve made the acronym into eCOP instead?</p>
<p>As an example, they probably could have called it &#8216;Exploited Children&#8217;s Online Protection&#8217;. Or something.</p>
<p>Mind you, it just goes to show how little thought went into CEOP in the first place, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>Ian Corbett and Toyota Ireland &#8211; Retraction Of Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 25th July 2009, I referred to the Marketing Manager of Toyota Ireland in derogatory terms. Following a request from his legal advisers, I am retracting these comments forthwith, and have deleted the original post(s) to reflect this. I apologise for any harm caused. &#160; (This retraction has been approved by Gore Grimes Solicitors. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Link to original post about Mr Corbett" href="/random/2009/07/how-not-to-do-it-2/">On the 25th July 2009, I referred to the Marketing Manager of Toyota Ireland in derogatory terms</a>.</p>
<p>Following a request from <a title="Link to website for Gore Grimes solicitors in Dublin | Opens in new window" href="http://www.goregrimes.ie" target="_blank">his legal advisers</a>, I am retracting these comments forthwith, and have deleted the original post(s) to reflect this. I apologise for any harm caused.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p class="hidden">(This retraction has been approved by Gore Grimes Solicitors. My personal view hasn&#8217;t changed, but legal stuff prevails over personal opinion, it seems. Maybe next time he&#8217;ll remember about BCC)</p>
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		<title>Broken Infrastructure</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2011/08/broken-infrastructure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 09:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the moment, as I&#8217;ve said before, I&#8217;m working in London. The carriages on the tube are full, (sometimes to bursting, and leaving people on the platform to wait for the next train) the roads are pretty much full, and the buses &#8211; well, I don&#8217;t use the buses, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re full [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the moment, as I&#8217;ve said before, I&#8217;m working in London. The carriages on the tube are full, (<em>sometimes to bursting, and leaving people on the platform to wait for the next train</em>) the roads are pretty much full, and the buses &#8211; well, I don&#8217;t use the buses, but I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re full too. In short, the infrastructure of London is pretty well stretched already.</p>
<p>This time next year London will also be hosting the 2012 Olympics &#8211; which should make things pretty interesting.  The other day, <a title="Londoners, avoid London during the Olympics | Opens in new window" href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-olympics/article-23975122-londoners-urged-to-travel-differently-during-games.do" target="_blank">advice came from the transport minister that Londoners &#8211; the people who live and work in London &#8211; should &#8216;try and avoid peak times for travelling in London&#8217;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Transport minister <a title="More on Norman Baker..." href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/related-36158-norman-baker.do">Norman Baker</a> urged Londoners to avoid peak times or change their routes to avoid pinch points during the 17 days of the Games, saying: &#8220;It&#8217;s time to oil the creaking bike, dig out the walking boots, work out how to use the video conferencing equipment, and fire up the laptop,&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Genius.</p>
<p>So the people that use &#8211; and pay extortionate amounts to use &#8211; the transport services should find alternative methods, while visitors for the olympics are here. In other words &#8220;<em>The transport infrastructure can&#8217;t handle the extra traffic</em>&#8220;. Well there&#8217;s a shock. People have been saying it for at least the last ten years, to my knowledge.</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s the point of bidding for a huge event like the Olympics, if you already know the infrastructure is knackered and can&#8217;t deal with the extra people?</p>
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		<title>Late to the Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 09:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see today in the news that Heather Mills is complaining today that her phone was hacked by the Mirror Group of newspapers 8 years ago. Yep &#8211; 8 years ago. Is it only me who thinks that this might &#8211; just maybe &#8211; be a bit of a bandwagon jump? Phone hacking has been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see today in the news that <a title="Link to BBC story about Heather Mills and phone hacking  | Opens in new window" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14393925" target="_blank">Heather Mills is complaining today that her phone was hacked by the Mirror Group of newspapers 8 years ago</a>. Yep &#8211; 8 years ago.</p>
<p>Is it only me who thinks that this might &#8211; just maybe &#8211; be a bit of a bandwagon jump? Phone hacking has been in the media for most of this year, and even more so over the last month. And it&#8217;s only now that Mills (and several others) jump into the ring too. Very odd.</p>
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		<title>Shock, Horror</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2011/04/shock-horror-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 10:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least two different media sites are today carrying the story about the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) telling clothing company Jack Wills (ever heard of them? I hadn&#8217;t) to not continue publishing their current catalogue until certain images are changed. The story&#8217;s on the BBC here &#8211; and on the scumrag Daily Mail here. Only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least two different media sites are today carrying the story about the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) telling clothing company Jack Wills (ever heard of them? I hadn&#8217;t) to not continue publishing their current catalogue until certain images are changed.</p>
<p><a title="Link to BBC version of the story | Opens in new window" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12982496" target="_blank">The story&#8217;s on the BBC here</a> &#8211; and <a title="Link to Daily Mail version of the story | Opens in new window" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1373842/Jack-Wills-catalogue-Top-British-fashion-brand-uses-naked-models-sell-clothes.html" target="_blank">on the scumrag Daily Mail here</a>.</p>
<p>Only one of the two stories manages to also show the image in it&#8217;s full &#8220;offensive&#8221; version.  Guess which one?</p>
<p>Yep, you got it &#8211; good old Daily Fail, making sure its readers know <em>precisely </em>what they should be offended by.</p>
<p>[Oh, and if you do want to know what the image is, look below the 'More' link]</p>
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<div id="attachment_8207" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 228px"><a href="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/jack_wills_image.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-8207" title="The offending image" src="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/jack_wills_image-218x300.jpg" alt="The offending image" width="218" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Offensive, isn&#39;t it? Not.</p></div>
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		<title>Juxtaposition</title>
		<link>http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/2011/02/juxtaposition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 09:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another from the Daily Fail&#8230; Yep, in story one organic vegetables &#8220;aren&#8217;t as good for your health&#8221;, yet in story two &#8220;pesticides on fruit and veg interfere with male fertility&#8221;. You&#8217;ve got to have some kind of admiration &#8211; and not necessarily positive admiration &#8211; for a &#8216;newspaper&#8217; that can have two opposing viewpoints [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another from <a title="Link to Daily Mail website | Opens in new window" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk" target="_blank">the Daily Fail</a>&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_8180" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/daily_fail.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-8180" title="Vegetable juxtaposition" src="http://www.dummies-for-destruction.co.uk/random/wp-content/daily_fail-200x300.png" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Organic vs. normal</p></div>
<p>Yep, in story one organic vegetables &#8220;aren&#8217;t as good for your health&#8221;, yet in story two &#8220;pesticides on fruit and veg interfere with male fertility&#8221;.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to have some kind of admiration &#8211; and not necessarily positive admiration &#8211; for a &#8216;newspaper&#8217; that can have two opposing viewpoints in two stories right next to each other.</p>
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