Rants

Random

• TV's New Season - What a joy.
• Film Certificates - are we old enough for this?
• Fireworks- 5th November creeps ever closer...
• Reality Documentaries- So tedious I could puke
• Escalators - Simple, yet scary
• Ashton - Hometown of the Dwarves of the Damned
• Government - Why "e-envoy" is a useless position.
• A Day in the Life
• Convenience Food
• Oxford
• On Crowds, and Sloths

Work

• Teenage colleagues
• Fuckwits and technology
• Sick Buildings
• DressCode
• Building Smells
• Phone Conversations
• Deadlines
• The leaving of logs - not for those of a nervous disposition
• Financial Data Entry

Christmas

• The Festering Season
• Santa
• The Retail Experience
• Tacky Decorations
• Shopping Excess
• House Decorations
• The Aftermath

Travel

• Trains
• Smells like Humanity
• Trains 2 - have they changed since I last wrote? Take a guess.
• Track maintenance - nice timing...
• One Year On - has anything changed in the interim?

Neighbours

• The sound of shagging
• Human doorbells
• Jerry Springer Street

Retail

• Shopping
• Advertising

Random Rants

• Commuting
• "Gold" Jewellery

Commonwealth Games

• Traffic and people
• I was wrong...

Campaigns

• Umbrellas - don't ask, all will be explained
• Stun Guns for All - crowd control for professionals