Jammed up

Nice to see that the website for London Congestion Charging is jammed solid. The BBC caption writer appears to be having a field day with it.

And what a shock – The Useability Company has had a look at the website in question and it’s too complex, doesn’t even cater for those who are visually impaired, and is really just a sack of shit, although they’re too polite to say that in public. I don’t know wo did the work, but looking at the standard of it, I’m almost tempted to say it looks like an EDS job…


Apt initials

Am I the only one who smiles upon seeing people referring to Valentine’s Day as VD ?


Obi Wan Kycensus

So, there are 390,000 Jedi in the UK according to the 2001 Census. Frankly, who cares?

I’m sure that deciding to make Jedi an accepted religion had some wider point, some sociological theorem behind it, but I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to look into the whys and wherefores of it all.


Solomon Burke, Manchester Academy 2

Tonight, there’s no other way to put it, I was in the presence of true greatness. I’ll freely admit, until the start of this year, I hadn’t really heard of Solomon Burke at all – my first real sighting of him was on Jools Holland at New Year’s Eve. So it came as quite a surprise tonight to learn that he’s been coming to the UK for concerts since 1965. There was actually a couple he invited on stage who had a photo of him from his first tour, which they’d copied and given back to him – and regardless of everything else, it’s pretty impressive for a star to allow members of the general public on stage with him – not just once, but twice, the second occasion involving about 15 people as his “dancers”.

How to describe the music? This is a man who’s either performed with, or written songs for, everyone in the Soul and Blues world. The band come on stage, and immediately it feels like a scene from the Blues Brothers – only without the car chases, fights and chickenwire. Drums, bass and lead guitar, a trio of sax/trumpet players, organ, and – um – a harp?!? Novel. The band went into a jam before Solomon Bruke himself appeared on stage, so there was about five minutes that simply set the mood – and what a mood it was.

Once Burke himself came out, we were treated to what amounted to a history of soul and blues – Stand By Me, Fa fa fa fa fa (Sad Song), Sittin’ On the Dock of the Bay, and Everybody Needs Somebody to name just a few. In addition, there were tracks from the latest album – the only way to describe it was as a party, or as an out-take from the Blues Brothers films. Even the band turned out to have some well known members in it (I’m stuffed on who, exactly, because the entire thing was just overwhelming in the end), and really the entire thing was just a huge line-up of “we’ve been there, done that, and can now give away the T-Shirts” – except it wasn’t smug, it felt more like a bunch of guys coming together for a good time.

One of the touches that I found to be really impressive (whether it was planned or not, I have no way of knowing) was when Burke called out the singer from the warm-up “band” (duo is more descriptive). Lavinia, the singer – who deserves to become a star in her own right, from the songs and voice she showcased tonight – was asked to come back, and sing again – this time covering “Killing Me Softly”, which she did superbly, with Solomon Burke providing some counterpoint vocals on the chorus just for effect.

It’s rare for me to see a concert that manages to provoke emotional responses – the only other performer who can do that (although for slightly different reasons) is Marc Almond. But the show tonight even brought tears to my eyes – not for any good reason, just a reaction to how incredibly good the entire performance was. The entire audience applauded after every track, and were totally involved in the performance too – it didn’t feel like a concert, more like a collection of friends.

Faithless used to do a track about “This is my church” (UPDATE As Gordon so rightly pointed out, the track was “God is a DJ”), relating to nightclubs, and music in general. That was how tonight felt too – it’s not often I come out of a concert feeling like it’s been more of a celebration, but that was how it was. Music and concerts are as close to a religion as I have, and Solomon Burke tonight was definitely two hours in the best temple I know.


Hating Christina Aguillera

In a fit of bravery, Anna tries to list 10 reasons to hate Christina Aguillera. Personally, I find the best reason to simply be “Because she’s Christina Aguillera” – that seems to pretty much cover the waterfront on these things.


Memory loss in the over 30’s

Well, it’s obvious that I’m picking up the early symptoms of Alzheimers, as I’d completely forgotten I’m supposed to be seeing Solomon Burke in concert tonight. Luckily, I’ve remembered in plenty of time to get down there and enjoy the gig. Photos etc. will follow later tonight when I get in…


GeoURL

Yes, I jumped on the bandwagon with GeoURL, out of pure interest as to who was close geographically and so on. Of course, as Gert points out it would’ve been more informative if I’d put the right location in for myself first of all, rather than keffing it up royally and making it look like I lived somewhere in lower Amsterdam…