Disturbing

For once I’m going to apologise about the image that this post may conjure up. Trust me, it was worse having to see it first hand.

I’m not a fan of the changing rooms at gyms – too many people (usually), too little space, and, well, blokes in various states of undress. And believe me, Nick Kamen they ain’t. Now, I realise I’m hardly a pin-up of the male physique – far from it – but I do try to keep it at least mainly under cover. It appears that I’m the exception in this, but there we go.

Last night was the worst one so far though. Having been to the gym, I go back to get changed, and opposite me are two men who are preparing for their session. Well, either that or they were getting dressed in lycra bodysuits for a night on the town. I didn’t ask. Both were at least forty, and in the gay world would’ve been referred to as bears. (although not as bad as this “not for those of a sensitive disposition” image.)

The disturbing part, though, was when both of them started rubbing Vaseline into their arse-cracks and round their balls. In fairness they were doing it to themselves, not to each other, but all the same it was hard to miss such an activity…