Brain-Dead
Posted: Wed 10 January, 2007 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Cynicism, Work-related |Leave a comment »Things may be a bit quiet here today – my brain is definitely refusing to start up, having done a butt-load of work over the last week which involved moving and re-organising nearly 20,000 PDF files.
In addition, I’ve now got to read a document containing epic levels of project-management bullshit, and form an educated opinion on whether the company involved
- can locate and identify both arse and elbow, without getting the two confused
- can do what they say they can
- have any real technical understanding of what my place is trying to do (having had the relevant documents for nearly a year)
and - are capable of finding their own arses with both hands and (if necessary) a flashlight.
On the evidence of the last three months, I’d have to say that the answers, in order, are “No”, “Maybe”, “Probably Not” and “I doubt it”.
Now I just need to find proper ways of expressing these concepts, having read the piece of shit they’ve thrown our way.
Joy.