Distracting Behaviour
Posted: Sun 24 February, 2008 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, Own Business, Work-related 7 Comments »All this week, Psycho Cat has been most annoyed by the continuation of the building work. Obviously it’s all disturbing his precious beauty sleep (or at least some of the essential 20 hours a day he seems to spend sleeping) and so he’s going to take it out on anyone/anything that comes close. Or – if that doesn’t work – just be bloody annoying.
His main traits so far have been:
- Jumping up to sit on the bookcase shelves (just where my wireless router is – the little fucker’ll be glowing before long) and then swiping at anything that goes past.
- Taking it out on Hound, who is currently cowering every time he comes close
- Annoying Hound by stomping in to the living room (usually Hound’s “territory”) to come and sit on/near us in the evening – and then going back to the previous option
- If no-one’s in the living room, showing his displeasure by taking a crap on one of the sofa covers
- Sitting on one of the kitchen worktops, glowering at anyone who comes in
or - Annoying me, by coming and sitting either on the keyboard I’m attempting to use, attacking my hand as it operates the mouse, or sitting in front of the monitor.
Yesterday though, was the grand finale. Not content with those, he did this…
He’s even snoring, for fuck’s sake…
Aww. He may be a psycho, but he’s a cute psycho, at least when he’s asleep 😉
wheres a paintball gun when you need one:))
Awww, so cute!
On an aside, Dave, I do hope you’re jesting, and not endorsing animal cruelty.
Awwwwww.
I miss my kitties.
nope i want me paintball gun
I’ve read some crap in my time,but this is the dogs b******s
but then, you must be happy with it.
Why thank you for that piece-of-shit comment, Jonny.
It makes me feel like I must be doing something right, as you still felt the need to comment on it.
Cock.