Organising the Festering Season
Posted: Fri 19 October, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Festering Season, Getting Organised 1 Comment »Regular readers will find this virtually impossible to imagine, but this year we’ve actually already organised what we’re doing over the Festering Season. Hell, regular readers will find it mind-boggling, I’m fucking stunned.
But anyway, yep, we’re all organised. We (along with the rest of Herself’s family) are booked into a place for Christmas Lunch, and we’re generally just organising the entire Festering Season. We do have reasons for it – not least just so that everyone knows what the plan is, which should make life easier.
I went over to the place this week in order to collect menus and the like so that we can get all the meals pre-ordered as well. It’s all seriously organised – and more than a little depressing, to be organising this sort of thing while we’re still only in October.
Mince Pies
Posted: Sat 29 September, 2007 Filed under: Cynicism, Festering Season Leave a comment »Yesterday, while stood in a queue at the Marks and Spencers food store at Cambridge Railway Station, I noticed that they had mince pies on the shelves. In September. Hell, the “use by” date was the end of October.
The garden centres we use have been stocking up on Festive Tat, and their Christmas departments both open next weekend. Yes, October 5th/6th.
It’s going to be a long three months…
Advent
Posted: Tue 18 September, 2007 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, Festering Season Leave a comment »We went to Sainsbury’s last night, and there, next to the Hallowe’en gear (Hey kids, only six weeks to buy this shit!) were chocolate advent calendars.
In September. I despair. Hell, the bloody fireworks aren’t in the shops yet, but the fucking advent calendars are.
I suspect D4D™ may be going anti-festive earlier than usual this year.
It’s coming…
Posted: Sun 16 September, 2007 Filed under: Cynicism, Festering Season 1 Comment »How can you tell that winter, and the festering season is coming soon?
Because the TV ads are all for Strepsils, perfume, or things that can be perceived as christmas presents.
*sigh*
DVLA
Posted: Mon 8 January, 2007 Filed under: 1BEM, Customer Services, Festering Season 1 Comment »Since we moved, I’d kind of forgotten (and it worked out for the good, as I needed to rent a car during December anyway) to send off my driving licence in order to get the address changed on it.
Anyway, I sent it off between Christmas and New Year, and it came back on Saturday, all well and good.
I think it’s pretty impressive, to have taken less than a week to get the address changed and both parts of the licence returned within a week even during the Festering Season.
Insolvency
Posted: Fri 5 January, 2007 Filed under: Cynicism, Festering Season, Getting Organised, Thoughts Leave a comment »According to the BBC (and accountants Grant Thornton), overspending during the Festering Season could mean that up to 10,000 people will declare themselves insolvent/bankrupt over the next three months, as well as 20,000 other people who will declare, but for longer-term reasons than just Festerous overspending.
Now, discounting the fact that it’s a report funded by accountants, and thus dedicated to drumming up their own business, I really don’t get the entire overspending thing, regardless of whether it’s related to Festering Season or not. Over the last few years, financial institutions seem to have been promoting the entire ‘debt is good’ culture, and in the twelve months to the end of November 2006, the UK’s personal debt (including mortgages) had risen 9.5% to £1,278 billion.
While I acknowledge that I’m utterly crap with money (Well, I was ’til last year, when I got a lot of stuff sorted out) I don’t see the point in buying things simply for the act of buying, or just to amass posessions. If you can’t afford something (or can’t afford the repayments, if you’re going to get something on credit) then simply don’t get it. Or save for it. But no, the ‘instant gratification’ thing seems to bite people instead, and they work on a ‘get it now, and deal with the bills eventually’ mentality.
Over the last year, yes, I’ve bought some things on credit (new laptop, new computer, and all my work-related expenses, for example) but I’ve always known I’ll be able to repay them ASAP, without a problem. And that’s what I’ve done.
Personally, I find it hard to feel any sympathy for people who’ve got themselves into this situation, as it’s primarily a self-inflicted thing. “But it’s the fault of the banks, advertising loans and cards”, some of them cry. But you don’t have to apply for them all, do you? There’s a thought process involved here – or at least there should be – where if you know you can’t afford it, you don’t fucking do it.
That said, though, I do also find the practices of the banking community to be pretty objectionable too. Every lunchtime in the last month, I’ve walked past the local Lloyds bank, which in every window has had a promotional poster saying (I’m paraphrasing slightly, but not enough to worry about) “Don’t get hit by the Christmas spending snowball. Take out a loan with us”. And I suspect it’s people who’ve taken ‘advantage’ of offers like that who are the ones who’ll suddenly find themselves in the shit over the next three months.
Me? I just find it scary when I realise that I’ve possibly got a far healthier attitude to money than I ever thought I had…
Status Quo
Posted: Thu 4 January, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Festering Season 2 Comments »In the house, normality has returned. (Well, as close to normality as we ever get, anyway) This is A Good Thing.
Herself likes having a tree, but that’s gone now – it came down on New Year’s Day, (her choice, not mine, I should point out) all the decorations are in their boxes, and the tree has been dropped off at the local tip to shed needles there instead.
All the cards have gone into the recycling bin, and the other small bits of christmas decoration that had appeared around the house have all been hidden away ’til next year. (Due to Herself’s common sense, I have no idea where these bits have been put – otherwise I’d do my best to lose them when we move at some point this year)
So now we’re back to normal. We’ve been in the new place for a month, Psycho Cat is pretty much settled (and I suspect that the local wildlife is being gradually decimated) and Hound is – well – quite relaxed, for Hound.
Welcome to 2007.