Writing Drive

Over the last few months, I’ve been thinking a lot about getting back into doing some other writing, rather than just D4D™ I’ve even started up a few things, but the thrust just isn’t there, and I don’t know why.

I do know that I’ve been fighting a dollop of depression again this year – again, for reasons unknown – and that that affects a lot of the writing side of things. And yet D4D™ keeps on getting written. Go figure.

Mind you, I know that even D4D™ has changed in style over the last couple of years – there are subjects I don’t bother writing about now, and others that have been written about more. I suppose that’s just the way things go, as we all grow up and change.

I do plan to do more writing – I’ve got the ideas, and I know I want to write them out, and see what they develop into – but it’s a matter of finding my way to getting the motivation again, and getting into writing again properly.


Six Years On

Ye Gods, I’ve been writing this rubbish for six years today.

Six years – 72 months, and somewhere around three-quarters of a million words.

As time goes on, I’m thinking more about putting D4D™ on pause for a while, during which I can put some more effort/discipline into writing other things. That might happen sometime in the next twelve months – but then again, it might not. Some of it just depends on how things work out for me with regard to work, location and the like.

All the same, six years of writing D4D™ Wow. Maybe it’s also time for a bit of a revamp – something else I’ve been thinking about for a while now…


English Test

The BBC has a 20-questions test on English (with Maths next week)

I got 20 out of 20. But then I’m

  1. Incredibly sad
  2. At least vaguely literate

How about you?


What’s Your Story?

Yesterday, following on from links by Tom and Laura, I entered into Waterstone’s “What’s Your Story?” competition.

The rules are simple – a story that’ll fit on a postcard, with a maximum of 600 characters. Due to the time-crunch in getting it done, (Yesterday was the last day for entries) I wrote the entire thing online, as I didn’t have time to print it, do it, scan it, send it, etc. However, that actually helped in a lot of ways, made it far easier to just get on with it.

When all’s said and done, 600 characters isn’t that much anyway. Although it’s an interesting (and, from the looks of it, popular) challenge to get an entire story into that number of characters.

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I’ve no idea whether it’ll get any further, but for something approaching ten minute’s work, I’m not displeased with it at all.

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“Scarecrow” by Matthew Reilly

While we were on holiday, I ran out of things to read – quite a shock to the system, it has to be said. Fortunately (and I use the term in its loosest possible sense) the place we were staying had some books as well. Unfortunately, the one I chose to read (as per the title of the post) was Matthew Reilly’s “Scarecrow“.

Oh. My. God.

If I’m being polite, I’d say that it managed to redefine my limits of “Worst book I’ve ever read”. I could even say that it managed the previously unheard-of achievement of making “The Da Vinci Code” look well-written and intelligent.

If I’m going back to being Lyle, I’d just say that it’s easily the biggest piece of shit it’s ever been my misfortune to set eyes on. It’s fucking awful. (And yes, I did finish the bloody thing. I’m really bad at admitting defeat with a book, even if it does suck the balls of dead donkeys)

You can see that Reilly really wants this book to be a film – it’s written in that style, and even adds emphasis and italics (and exclamation marks) to the bits you can tell he thinks would make good action scenes. However, even Michael Bay would decide that it’s fucking awful, and would make a rubbish film – and he’s the one who gave us “The Rock” and “Bad Boys, for fuck’s sake. Scarecrow really is that bad.

I don’t mind the odd thriller cliché – the last minute escape, for example. But Scarecrow managed to have about eight or nine of these last-minute “He just managed to jump out of the speeding truck in time” things – one is OK, two stretches credibility, but eight just makes you think “Oh for christ’s sake, get another idea. PLEASE.”. Or words to that effect.

All told, it was an execrable pile of festering donkey-shit. I hope to never read another book by the same author, even in times of desperation. If I wanted donkey-shit masquerading as fiction, I’d rather read the Daily Mail next time.


This Time Next Year, Rodney

A couple of weeks back, I was having a conversation with a friend about what we’d do if we were to ever become lucky, and win the National Lottery. (Or any other ‘big money’ concept – so long as it resulted in having a large amount of money) At the time, I said I would probably just keep on working (after a small holiday) and that’s still true – I’d want to be doing my own stuff, and have the ability to not worry if no money came in for a few months, so I could spend time getting things to work out properly.

But then I thought about it a bit, and something else occurred to me. If I had that much money, I’d be able to do the other thing I’ve always wanted to. I’d still want to do my own thing – the writing, the photography, and almost certainly the websites – but I’d also do something completely different.

I’d take the time out from working (other than the bits I want to do, of course) and go do a university course in zoology. And then I’d go to do unpaid (or bare-minimum paid) work at either a zoo or down at Monkey World in Dorset, which has been my long-term dream for at least the last fifteen years. Which is a scary amount of time for one ideal role.

It’s something that I could only really consider if I had the money behind me to manage the course – which involves not really working (in paid employment) for at least two to three years. And that’s only going to happen by me either working my ass off and building up the finances to that level, or by winning a significant amount somewhere along the line.

In the end I know that a Lottery win isn’t going to happen – it’s something that’s so open to chance, the probabilities are too high for anything to base plans on – but the working plans are still coming through, and who knows, something might work there. At the end of the day, it only needs one idea to go big, and I’m sorted.

So – what would be your dream? And how would you go about getting there?


Spreading the Load

Back at the start of the month, I was thinking about whether I should have another writing area, this time on the website for my business. At the time, I kind of ended up deciding not to.

Only I’ve been thinking about it since then, and well, I’ve changed my mind. So as well as D4D™ and the semi-regularly updated one on my photography site, there’s also now a blog-type thing on my business site. Yeah, talk about making a rod for my own back.

Thing is, they’re actually all very different – and it does make sense to be doing it this way. D4D™ was always meant as more of a place to vent, and that’s fallen a bit by the wayside of late. The photography one is more related to that side of things. And the business one isn’t actually going to be a blog at all- at least in the context of “daily/weekly updating, area to dump one’s brain”. Instead it’s a place where I can put larger pieces (well, that’s the aim) so maybe once or twice a month, but still using WordPress to do the deed.

Anyway, I’m going to see how it goes – it should help with spreading the load a bit, if nothing else. And of course if they don’t work out, I can just delete them from the site. But it’ll take some time before I decide to do that, most probably.