Craven

Much as I was disappointed by Frankie Boyle when he played the Cambridge Corn Exchange (and wouldn’t bother going to see him again anywhere) I do still like a lot of the things he says, does, and jokes about. (We’ll also get past that thing about the Down’s Syndrome jokes, which were stupid and based on attitudes from about twenty years ago)

I’ve also been impressed with his statement here about the apology issued “on his behalf” (and apparently without his knowledge) by the BBC in regard to jokes he made on a radio programme two years ago…

In case you missed it, the jokes in question are: ‘I’ve been studying Israeli Army Martial Arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back. People think that the Middle East is very complex but I have an analogy that sums it up quite well. If you imagine that Palestine is a big cake, well…that cake is being punched to pieces by a very angry Jew.’

I think the problem here is that the show’s producers will have thought that Israel, an aggressive, terrorist state with a nuclear arsenal was an appropriate target for satire. The Trust’s ruling is essentially a note from their line managers. It says that if you imagine that a state busily going about the destruction of an entire people is fair game, you are mistaken. Israel is out of bounds.

The BBC refused to broadcast a humanitarian appeal in 2009 to help residents of Gaza rebuild their homes. It’s tragic for such a great institution but it is now cravenly afraid of giving offence and vulnerable to any kind of well drilled lobbying.

The full statement (as per the above link) is available here


SNP and Equality

Yesterday the Scottish National Party were told that they won’t get a plinth in the final televised election debate. And quite right too.

The debates are for the national parties, the three with a chance of national rule. The SNP (and Plaid Cymru) haven’t got a chance of that. They’re not running a national campaign – so why should they have a national mouthpiece ?


House Filming

Apparently, the finale of the current season of House has been shot entirely on a Canon 5D Mark II handheld SLR camera.

That’s pretty impressive, however you look at it.

I really like the specs of the 5D, but I know it’s way out of my current price-bracket and skill-set.  I’m still enticed by the 7D though, and keep trying to figure out whether I can convince myself that it’s a worthwhile upgrade. I haven’t managed yet, but I can keep on trying.


Demolition Perfection

A quick link to a video/story of a quite spectacular – and beautifully planned/managed/executed – demolition of a footbal stadium in Texas.

I love things like this, and the video’s good enough that you can see the individual dynamite blasts happening in sequence to destroy the structure so it implodes and caves in on itself rather than exploding outwards.  Really nice work.


Month End

Blimey, the end of March already.

It’s been an utterly mad day – longer because we do one hell of a lot of our work at month-end, so I started at 8am and finished at 6.30pm. Less hours than some people in the company worked, but more than most.

What hasn’t helped is that I’ve had two consecutive grotty nights too, so I’m looking like a stunned primate right now.

To add to the fun of the day, a flood and fire in a BT Exchange in Paddington, London affected the business throughout the afternoon by blocking a lot of our ePayment systems access to banks in London – nothing we could do about it, but it certainly made life a bit more fraught.

Finally, it was the planned deadline for the big project I’ve been working on for the last six weeks. It hasn’t worked out that way, but I still wanted to get the majority of it done by today – and that’s been successful. I’ve got some bugs in it, and some work needs doing still, but the basics are now in place, and we could go live with what we’ve currently got.

All told, a good day, if a manically busy and stressed day.

I’m seriously glad that I’ve got a long weekend booked – I’m off now ’til Wednesday, and I’m looking forward to that time off. It’s been one hell of a long first quarter of the year.


Hardly a Shock

So, Ricky Martin has come out as gay.

And this is news?!?


Budgetary Concerns

So, the 2010 Budget then…

  • A “staggered” 3p rise in fuel tax – great, that just means the companies will add on 2 or 3p per rise, rather than one big rise. Overall it’ll mean about 10p on a litre, rather than the 5p that would’ve come from a 3p rise
  • No stamp-duty for first-time house-buyers on houses <£250,000. – Big deal. The entire “first-time buyer” thing’s a bag of shit anyway in my experience. My “first-time buy” was nullified by the fact it was Herself’s second buy, so we couldn’t get any of the first-time buyer deals. Cunts.
  • No changes to allowances on incomes <£100,000 – Well thanks a bundle for fuck-all.
  • No other changes to VAT or income tax – that does surprise me, as a change to these would’ve been an almost certain vote-loser, and I’m still generally convinced that Labour want to lose this election, which’ll make the current shit-fest “the next person’s problem”. But then, I’m a cynic.
  • Wine, beer and spirits up by 2% – Guess they’re not wanting us to drink our way out of recession then
  • Tobacco tax up by 1% – Or smoke
  • Cider duty up by 10% – Seriously? 10%? Guess Labour aren’t worried about the cider-drinking voters then.