Bad Timing

I’ve decided that I hate my body clock. Or my body clock hates me – I’m not quite sure which, yet.

Last night, at about 7pm I was exhausted, and had totally hit the barrier. I was speaking to Herself, and must’ve sounded like a stunned monkey, really not with it at all. At that time, I was all set for an earlyish night, as it’d been a fairly hectic day.

That’s not what my body clock wanted though. Come ten pm, my brain went *ping!* and I was wide awake again. No caffeine, no sugar, nothing to stimulate it at all, but just *ping!*.

It didn’t slow down again ’til gone 1am. And I was awake again at about half six.

Bastard.


In On Time

I forgot to post (due to spending time sorting out and cleaning up the PC I’ve been given for this assignment, so it now runs slightly quicker than the average tortoise) but I got in to the new contract on-time.

Not, however, for want of trying on the part of other road users. It just seems to have been one of those days where simple tasks like merging or changing lanes became a bit of a challenge for people, which led to one part of the journey taking nearly half an hour longer than it should have done.

The prime example of this was the section of the A11 that goes from dual-carriageway to single just after a roundabout. For some reason this morning it was block-full of bell-ends who couldn’t merge lanes. The queue went for a mile, then round the roundabout (exceptionally dodgy) and into the lane merge section. Once you’d got through that, it was plain sailing the rest of the way through the single-carriageway section, and the delay was just caused by fuckwit bastards who couldn’t cope with merging lanes. Unsurprisingly, the word “cunt” sprang forth from my lips on a couple of occasions.

The A14 and M11 were no better – on both, the outside lane came to emergency stops a couple of times for no good reason except people being incapable of the necessary multi-tasking required for a) indicating and b) changing lane.

But all told, I’d timed it so that the journey got me in to the office for 9:02am. Which wasn’t bad, considering the state of the driving that was going on around me…


Off for the week

So yes, off I go to the new contract down in Basildon.

I’m sure I’ll update this at some point today, but it does depend on access in the office. If there’s none (and there really should be) then I’ll be online in the evening from the B&B.

Wish me luck!


Holiday Hound

One thing I forgot to write about regarding our holiday was Hound, and her adventures.

Where we stayed had several other dogs around, including Shep – a cross-eyed collie who ran diagonally. No idea why he ran diagonally, but I suspect it may be related to being spectacularly cross-eyed. Anyway, on the Sunday, Shep and Hound got on great, and were both chasing after the same tennis ball.

They both leapt for it, Hound leapt highest, got the ball, then crashed heads with Shep – Hound’s jaws descending on the top of Shep’s head. Shep was fine. Hound, however, wasn’t. She started coughing up dollops of blood, with some also running down her nose. As you can imagine, we were more than slightly concerned.

During the evening, Hound settled down a bit, but was obviously still not happy. The bleeding stopped, so we didn’t worry about it too much. We decided to see how she was in the morning.

Come morning she was still being deeply dismal, and while not in pain was also not happy at all, and some more blood had come out overnight. So, on an Irish bank-holiday, we had to go to the vets. The people who owned the place recommended one, we called him, and were assured he was opening anyway, so bring Hound along.

We found the place, and took her in – to find what has to be simply the best vet I’ve ever come across. As soon as we explained she’d got Megaoesophagus, and that she’s now eight years old, he was impressed – dogs with Megaoesophagus rarely get past five years old. It turned out he’d dealt with several dogs over the years with the same issue, and so knew lots about it, including being able to give us some new ideas for a couple of things which we’ll be trying when we need to.

Hound ended up being sedated/knocked-out, so he could see what was going on. While she was out for the count, he also (without being asked) did a full health check on her, looking at all her limbs, teeth, eyes, and checking heart, lungs etc. As you can imagine, on a bank holiday with her already sedated, and being owned by two English people on holiday, the expected total cost of treatment was going up like a taxi-meter in our mind’s eyes… He also cleaned the tartar off her teeth while she was out, saying “Well, you don’t want to have to knock her out too often”.

As it turned out, when Hound collided with Shep, she’d managed to dislocate her jaw, then force one of her teeth through the roof of her mouth. He reckoned that the impact of her landing again had then re-located her jaw back into the correct place. She was fine, just with a bloody big hole in the top of her mouth.

He ended up giving her a long-term antibiotic- one jab for the week- and an anti-inflammatory, as well as four more anti-inflammatory pills for the rest of the week.

So all told:

  • Initial consultation
  • sedative pre-med injection
  • Ketamine sedative
  • Full mobility check and health check
  • Teeth cleaned
  • Antibiotic jab
  • Anti-inflammatory jab
  • 4x anti-inflammatory tablets

On a bank-holiday.

And the total bill? €50 I don’t know how he does it and stays in business, unless it’s just the repeat trade. God knows, if he were on the mainland (anywhere on the mainland) he’d be our primary vet from now on. Absolutely fantastic.

And Hound was fine after that, no more trouble at all. Thankfully.


Coming Home

So after a week away we’ve come back to:

  • 1,000+ emails (for me)
  • 100+ emails (for Herself)
  • Shitloads of post
  • Still no fucking mains water thanks to Anglian Water being utter, utter cunts
  • Happy chickens
  • Unhappy cat (he’s displeased that we’ve brought the dog back with us)
  • A total jungle on the veg patch, except for the bits we’d cleared before
    1. The heavens opened for two solid weeks before we went away
    2. We went on holiday
  • A complete jungle of a front lawn, where I’d forgotten to mow the fucker before we went away

Was the holiday worth it? Yes.
Does it make it any easier to deal with the deluge of crap from while we were away? Kind of.
Is it good to be home? Mostly, yes.

And now back to normality. Work tomorrow, back in Yarmouth for the day. Lucky me.


Back

Back from Ireland. Driving back from Wales tomorrow.

More later.


Finally Moved

I forgot to say a couple of weeks ago when it actually happened, but Herself’s mum and grandfather finally moved up to Norfolk as well.

Looking back through the D4D™ archives, they first had the place in Buckinghamshire sold in June/July last year – that eventually fell through, and all told it took a year for their place to sell, and to get up to Norfolk. But it all happened a couple of weeks ago – completing on the Buckinghamshire place, and then moving up to their new home in Norfolk.

So all’s good – it took time, but in the end the result was the right one. Happy day.