Next Up Against The Wall

It’s interesting to see today that supposedly Whittards of Chelsea is apparently also close to going into administration. Following on as it does from yesterday’s news where Woolworths announced the full schedule for the closing of all their shops (come Jan 8th, they’ll all be closed) it’s interesting to see which other chains are apparently due up against the wall.

Personally, I’m not really surprised by Woolworth’s demise – I’m more surprised that they’ve hung on as long as they have, to be honest. They’ve tried for a long time the “stock a bit of everything” approach, and in face of competition from other stores (and particularly online stores for CDs, DVDs and games) well, it just really wasn’t a surprise.

For myself, I wouldn’t be surprised to see WHSmiths go the same route as Woolworths during 2009 – again, they’ve got a huge amount of competition from the online stores for the great majority of their business. In fact, the only thing that you can get in WHSmiths that you can’t get online (for the most part) is magazines – and maybe greetings cards. Even most of the newspapers now carry an online version, which takes away yet more “core business”, although I guess there’ll be people who want to read papers “properly” for a while yet.

I wonder which other retailers will go to the wall in the current economic climate?


Out-of-date CV

On Friday, I got an email from an agency I must’ve signed up with once, and who I’d then never heard anything from.

Basically, the email said that “My CV was more than twelve months old on their records, so I really should update it”

It doesn’t appear to have occurred to the agency that actually, if I haven’t been in touch with them for 12 months – and they haven’t contacted me about any positions at all – that maybe that means they’re either

  1. not getting in the types of role that would be suitable for me
  2. not really getting in much business at all
    or
  3. not really all that good at all

I think I might have to send a reply letting them know those things…


Fraudulent

It’s going to be one of those months, obviously.

On coming out of the hotel we stayed in on Friday, one of my car tyres was nearly flat. (7psi , to be exact) I’d only checked and inflated the tyres on Thursday – the same one had been a bit flatter than the others, but not so significantly – so we knew it was a slow puncture.

Reinflated the tyre at the conveniently nearby garage, and went to get a replacement.

In the end, both rear tyres needed replacing – yes, it could be a dodgy upselling trick by the tyre place, but I simply don’t know enough about tyres and wear to make an educated judgement, although I did know they were due for replacing in spring anyway, according to the normal servicing garage.

So I went to pay by credit card. And ended up going through to manual authorisation where the people were asked if I was present, and for loads of details which made it obvious that both a) I was there and b) the card was there. Then they got put on hold, and the twat on the other end never came back.

I’ve just tried calling them about it, and apparently the fraud department shuts at 5pm on a Saturday, and won’t be open again ’til Monday. Now yes, I could have called earlier, but I didn’t – we’ve had other things to do, for one thing. But why can’t they be bothered to call and say “we think this card’s being used fraudulently” ? They did last time something like this happened.

I’ll write more when I know what the fuck is going on with the card. That should be another fun task for Monday…


More Memory

The other day, I noticed that Amazon had a 4Gb Compact Flash card for the price of £15.

I’ve been using 2Gb cards for a while, and that’s fine – but sometimes it’s nice to have the extra storage, and at that kind of price I just thought “Ah hell, might as well”.

Of course, for twice the price, I could’ve got a 16Gb card, but I don’t really need that much storage.

In fact, the 4Gb will do me fine, particularly with the two 2Gb cards I’ve also got now.

All the same, I do find it amazing the way the prices for digital storage just keeps on dropping.


Ethical Gifts

Bah, HumbugIn general, if I am going to be buying people gifts come the Festering Season, I’d rather get them something they actually want. Yes, it means it’s not such a surprise, but personally I don’t see the point of buying something that the recipient will find to be utterly useless.

For that, wishlists are bloody great – they keep the surprise, but at least you can list a number of things that you actually want, rather than “Oh, just buy me anything. You know me, you’ll find something“.

Anyway, for those times where people don’t have a wishlist, and do stick to the “Buy me any old thing” ethos, I now tend to buy an ethical gift (Water supply, chickens, etc. to some remote third-world area) rather than buying something useless. And so I thought I’d bung up a quick list of places with ideas I think are great…

  1. World Vision‘s “Must Have Gifts” for projects around the world.
  2. Sponsor A Tree do a number of Trees for Individuals in packs of 5,10, 20 or 30 trees
  3. Slightly more expensive is WaterAid’s shop where you can buy water supplies etc. for projects around the world
  4. In the UK, Garden Organic have the ability to Adopt a Vegetable, where £20 pays for the seed handling, propagation and storage in the Heritage Seed Library. There’s a list of the veg varieties available here.
  5. Still in the UK, you can also support the Cats Protection League or sponsor a dog through Dogs Trust (something Herself does already)

I’m sure there are plenty of others, but these are the ones I tend to support/use. If you know of any other good ones, add them to the comments!


BugHunt

Over the last couple of days, I’ve been bug-hunting on some code that needs to go live on Monday. It’s a whole new development, and has been done from scratch in less than three weeks, including ecommerce, credit-card payments, the lot.

In short, things here have been fucking frantic.

But the BugHunt was primarily around the credit-card payments, where we decided to test the newly-sent-live payment portal. The test system worked fine, the live system didn’t.

Of course, the first phase is the paranoid “What’ve I fucked up?”.
The second phase is checking everything that I’ve written that deal with the transactions.

And when that’s all been checked both by myself and by someone else who hasn’t seen this project before, and it’s all come back fine, then you start on Phase Three : “It’s some other fucker’s fault”.

And lo, Phase Three was right.

The people providing the payment portal services had – um – not typed in the Merchant Number correctly.

Sometimes I despair. Two days of wasted effort, when I could be doing something much more interesting…

Still, at least it’s all working now.


I’m a Twat

Related to the previous post, today firmly established my “I’m a Twat” credentials.

At work we’ve just gone live with a new credit-card payment system, and it’s got problems. So I took screenshots of the complete card authorisation process, to show the payment system developers where it was going wrong.

Yeah, you can see where this is going already, can’t you?

Included in the screenshots was the credit card number, expiry date, security code, the lot.

I’m such a Twat.

Of course, the card’s been cancelled – it’s always fun to make a call-centre operative laugh by saying “My card’s not been lost or stolen, but I’m a complete twat and gave out the details of it, so can I cancel it now please?

The only good point about it is that at least it wasn’t the bank card I’ve just had replaced, but instead was a card coming to the end of it’s validity period anyway.