MOT

Ah, another milestone. It’s coming up for a year now since I bought the car – and that means it’s time for the first MOT test. OK, it’s the car’s second MOT, but it’s the first one I’ve had to arrange, as the place I bought the car from organised the previous one.

I’m really not sure what it’ll entail – I’m pretty sure that the car will be fine, and it’ll hopefully pass the test with flying colours.

Still, it’s all booked now for Monday, so we’ll just have to wait and see how it does.


0844

While most people are familiar with the 0845 “local call” numbers, there’s now a new number in the same range, and this one is 0844, which (if you didn’t know already) is charged at 5p per minute .

For me the 0844 number is kind of weird, as it’s also the phone code for the area I grew up in. So at the moment I still think “Oh, they’re close to where I grew up” when I see a company advertising an 0844 number.

And yes, I know, it hasn’t been 0844 for a long time now – but I wonder whether the residents of that area will start complaining when idiots dial 01844 instead of 0844 , and get a number that already exists…


Diversions

When we moved in here, we had a BT line installed, along with (another) new number. Really the BT line is only for broadband access, as we never really use the landline for calls or anything. As such, the phone itself has kind of disappeared, hidden away in a corner and rarely looked at at all. In addition, Hound turns into a stresshead when that phone beeps – which it does whenever you put it back on the base station – and the ring-tone volume is set to bare-minimum for a similar reason.

Over the last couple of weeks though, we’ve had builders and plumbers (and a couple of other nameless companies) trying to use that number. No idea why, as we always tell people that we don’t use the home number for anything, but there we go. It’s meant a couple of missed important calls, and it’s been a pain in the tits, to be honest.

So I’ve just sorted out with BT for Call Diversion to be put on the landline phone. It’s taken four calls, including two where the menu system just became unintelligible, and one where I spoke to someone who said that it’d been done, and didn’t do it. Still, I finally got it sorted. Now, any calls that come through to the house phone will just come over to my mobile, which should be useful. The only downside is that I’ll be paying for the call between landline and mobile, but thankfully it’s used so infrequently that I’m really not going to worry too much. It does mean that I/we shouldn’t miss those calls any more though. (In fact it means I’m probably going to take that phone out completely, which will also negate the entire “Hound being a pain in the tits” scenario for this device too)


Valentine’s

Another year, another February 14th. Another dollop of crap overpriced cards, flowers, and blah blah.

And another year with the title bar image of Al Capone’s Valentine’s Day Massacre. My kind of Feb 14 celebration.


VD

So, Valentine’s Day is next week. Great. As regular readers will know, I couldn’t give a tin dog’s dick about Valentine’s Day, and I turn into a right grumpy old bastard. (Yes, even more of one than usual)

However, it’s good to know that I’m not the only cynic on the block, and as usual Meg has released her fantastic Anti-Valentine’s Cards on the world.

Bollocks to Valentines Day

Fantastic, as ever.


Tax System

When I said a few weeks back that I’d submitted by tax return by post, recorded delivery so that I knew it’d got there, a ouple of people wondered why I didn’t use the online sstem for submitting it.

There’s a number of reasons for it, although this story on the BBC about it having crashed wasn’t in that list ’til today.

Mainly, I like cast-iron proof that it’s been received by HMCE. I’ve been bitten before by “Well, just because you submitted it online doesn’t mean we received it”, and also by “If we send something out to you, we assume you’ve received it – but that doesn’t work the same way when you send something to us”. In my experience, the cunts at HMCE will lose tax returns just for fun. I don’t know what systems they’ve got there, but it’s all too easy for them to lose information. I prefer to make sure they at least have to lose hard-copy, rather than something that can be killed by just the click of a mouse. Yeah, I’m cynical – but then, I’ve been on the receiving end of some seriously shit service at the hands of HMCE, so it’s understandable.

Secondly, I just don’t trust a system that’s a) been written by shyster motherfuckers like Capita and EDS (and that is renowned for being a sack of shit) and b) that’s not secure enough for royalty, MPs or celebrities. Oh, it’s secure enough for Joe Public of course – just not for special people. So no, I don’t trust the system at all.

Hell, the system isn’t even stable enough to handle the load when lots of people submit their forms just in time for the deadline.

So I’ll stick with submitting my forms by post, thanks. I might let the accountant do it online – so lng as I get a full hard-copy of it as well, for my records and verificatiion.


Overtaxed

Having filled in my Tax Return a few weeks back, I got a letter from HMCE this morning. Happily, it’s initial proof that I was right in a couple of assumptions/beliefs.

I bloody knew that Parasol were costing me too much money, and that I wasn’t getting paid the correct amount. I’d asked them about it several times, but they insisted I didn’t know what I was talking about, and that of course they were correct in what they were doing.

The initial letter from the taxman confirms I was right – I’ve overpaid nearly £2,000 in the 2006/7 tax year. I don’t know yet how they’re going to plan on paying it back, but I’m looking forward to the day it happens.

Mind you, I’d rather have received that missing £150 per month, rather than paying it to the fucking Inland Revenue for them to pay it back to me without any interest accruing on it…