The Girls

When it snowed last weekend, I finally got round to taking photos of our hens. It’s taken a year, but I knew I’d get there in the end…

Gladys

Elsie

Flo

And that’s the girls.


Away for the Weekend

Tonight we’re off up to the Manchester area for the weekend, so don’t expect too much in the way of updates between now and Monday. There’ll probably be a couple, but well, don’t expect miracles.

As it is, we’ll be seeing friends up there on Saturday, and then by bizarre coincidence my parents are Oop Norf the same weekend, seeing my brother in Derbyshire, so we’ll be seeing them on the Sunday.

And then back home again.

So see you on Monday…


Oh, for fuck’s sake

Following on from the bollock-waving idiocy of the Brand/Ross farce last month, programmes on the BBC will be using less swearing next year.

I hope this doesn’t herald a return to the days of the “Muddy Funster” over-dubs of the eighties/nineties. (I did a quick Google search on this, but can’t find a decent date for when it happened)

Mind you, the story itself does seem to be in place just so they can write lots of sweary words…


Sony C905 Mobile

Ten days ago, I got the new mobile phone that I’d been whittling on about – the Sony-Ericsson (SE) C905. It was an upgrade from my old SE K800i, and so far I’m impressed with it.

While I don’t use it that often, the 8Mp camera on the phone is impressive when it comes to everyday photos. I haven’t played with night or low-light shots etc. yet, but I’m sure I will at some point. But (as last weekend’s photos of the snow show) it certainly brings out some good results in general use.

There are annoyances, but they’re more down to decisions by the maker than the phone itself – for example, the simple changes of function buttons, so where one used to use the right-hand control button to get to an option, it’s now on the left. (which the “Back” or “Cancel” button now being the right-hand one) I know I’ll re-learn the muscle-memory to take me to the correct button before long, but while getting used to it, it’s an annoyance.

And the thing is, there’s a lot that hasn’t changed. The menu system is much the same as it was on the K800i, so you kind of expect the option buttons to remain the same too.

The a-GPS is still incredibly slow when it comes to finding itself, and the navigation software isn’t all that great (although that may change over time) but it’s better than nothing, and will probably get tested over time. We’ll see.

The keypad takes some getting used to – there’s no real definition between the keys on each row, so it’s (currently) very easy to hit the wrong key while touch-typing a text message (Yeah, I can do that. I know, I’m sad.) or whatever, so you do need to check the screen before sending. But it’s a good responsive keyboard, which helps.

Call quality is the same as I had on the K800i – no problems, no issues, and all calls come through nice and clear. Because we’re out in the sticks, we don’t have full 3G coverage, so I can’t comment at all about video call quality – but then, I’ve never used them anyway, so *shrug*.

Internet and GPRS access are decent – even better, the phone also has Wi-Fi, so it can connect over a wireless network if one’s available – and generally pretty usable. Email send/receive over the mobile network is slow, but acceptable if I need to use it instead of the laptop for some reason…

Overall though, it’s a really nice bit of kit – of course, I’m sure it’ll be completed outmoded within 18 months, but that’s the way of things at the moment. As it is, it’s a good phone, and I’m pleased with it.


BugHunt

Over the last couple of days, I’ve been bug-hunting on some code that needs to go live on Monday. It’s a whole new development, and has been done from scratch in less than three weeks, including ecommerce, credit-card payments, the lot.

In short, things here have been fucking frantic.

But the BugHunt was primarily around the credit-card payments, where we decided to test the newly-sent-live payment portal. The test system worked fine, the live system didn’t.

Of course, the first phase is the paranoid “What’ve I fucked up?”.
The second phase is checking everything that I’ve written that deal with the transactions.

And when that’s all been checked both by myself and by someone else who hasn’t seen this project before, and it’s all come back fine, then you start on Phase Three : “It’s some other fucker’s fault”.

And lo, Phase Three was right.

The people providing the payment portal services had – um – not typed in the Merchant Number correctly.

Sometimes I despair. Two days of wasted effort, when I could be doing something much more interesting…

Still, at least it’s all working now.


I’m a Twat

Related to the previous post, today firmly established my “I’m a Twat” credentials.

At work we’ve just gone live with a new credit-card payment system, and it’s got problems. So I took screenshots of the complete card authorisation process, to show the payment system developers where it was going wrong.

Yeah, you can see where this is going already, can’t you?

Included in the screenshots was the credit card number, expiry date, security code, the lot.

I’m such a Twat.

Of course, the card’s been cancelled – it’s always fun to make a call-centre operative laugh by saying “My card’s not been lost or stolen, but I’m a complete twat and gave out the details of it, so can I cancel it now please?

The only good point about it is that at least it wasn’t the bank card I’ve just had replaced, but instead was a card coming to the end of it’s validity period anyway.


Potential Fraud

While we were in Cambridge over the weekend, we went out for a meal at La Tasca.

When it came time to pay, I handed over my Switch (Sorry, Maestro) card for the transaction. Having keyed in my PIN, the waitress waited by our table for a couple of minutes, then wandered off with the card still in the machine. She came back a couple of minutes later with another card machine, showed me the “transaction cancelled” slip, and asked me to put the transaction through again on the other card reader.

Needless to say, alarm bells went “Rinnnnggggg!” in my brain.

We went through the transaction again, and all went well. And then we left the restaurant.

At which point, I called the bank and cancelled the card completely. I explained why, that I felt it was a dodgy transaction, and while I had no problem with the transaction for the meal bill going through, I didn’t want anything else going through on that card. The lady from the bank agreed that it sounded dodgy, cancelled the card immediately, ordered a new one, and said they’d raise a flag against La Tasca in Cambridge, just in case there were other issues in the future for their other customers. (Whether they will or not, I’ve no idea)

I’m sure that it was just me being extra-paranoid, but at the same time I’d rather be slightly inconvenienced by a few days without a Switch card than by being complacent, thinking I’m just being paranoid and then having to deal with discovering that money had been taken from my bank account by fraudulent transactions.