Off, Off and Away

Today’s the first day of the new contract, so I’m off on the train to London.

Updates today are likely to be thin on the ground, for obvious reasons. As for the rest of the week, there’ll be more stuff here.

Enjoy.


Bank Holiday Holiday

In the run-up to next Monday’s Bank Holiday, I’ve now had four emails from companies, all along the lines of “There’s still time to book a Bank Holiday weekend break“.

The text of the advert - yes, they saved it as an image...

The text of the advert - yes, they saved it as an image...

While I understand that they’d rather be fully booked than (to pick a number out of the air) 75% full, promotional emails like these still make me think the companies are desperate for business.

Would you book a last-minute break on the basis of an email like this?


Speeding

Last week, Gordon wrote a small piece on driving too fast.

I too drive fast – when the situation and environment allow, anyway. One day I’ll get stopped for it I’m sure, although I’m normally also pretty aware of what’s going on around me – and what’s coming round the next bend, or over the next peak of the road.

Admittedly, at the end of July I thought I’d possibly been had twice in one journey. The first was a speed camera on a bridge over the M4. I’d driven down to Chippenham for an interview – a minimum four hours of driving each way – and was on the way back. I came round a corner and there it was on a bridge, although still a fair distance away.

The second was closer to home, the A11 on the final stretch back. Again, coming over a peak on the road (not that Norfolk has peaks as such, but there’s a number of dips in that stretch of A11) and there it was, still one dip/peak away.

I don’t know the range of these cameras, where they’re focussed in order to get the best details. I don’t know if they have a specific focus point, or if it’s flexible – I assume it’s somewhat flexible, to account for road conditions and topography, and all that jazz.

What I do know is that wherever they were focussed, those cameras weren’t focussed on the places where I first saw them. By the time I got into whatever their focus-zone was, I was legal.

On both occasions I was travelling between 85 and 90mph. The road was pretty clear, the weather was fine (bright sun), and everything was safe. But still, well, I was speeding, and at least 15mph over the limit. Oops.

If I had been tagged on either occasion, I wouldn’t have objected, it would have been entirely fair. In some ways, I got lucky by not being caught – although in some ways I’d also argue that it was because I was aware of things in the distance.

I’d like to say that those events made me rethink my driving speed. But if I did, I’d be lying.


It’s Coming…

ScroogeTonight, “The X-Factor” returns to Saturday Night TV. “Oh joy, oh happiness, oh bliss” etc. etc. in a suitably sarcastic tone of voice.

Not just a celebration of lip-syncing, unoriginality, freakshow auditions and an almost terminal lack of talent (in the presenters and judges as well as competitors) it’s also the first sign that yes, the Festering Season is soon(ish) to be upon us.

Fucking Hell, 2009’s going past fast…


Poll-Fixing

(via Yorkshire Soul)

I wouldn’t normally add a link to a hate-mongering bigoted shit-rag (also known as the Daily Mail) but in this case I will.

Go to this survey (about halfway down the page) and vote Yes. The survey asks “Should the public fund a trans-gender police support group?

Currently,  the “Yes” result is pegging about 77%. Go on, fuck with the heads of Daily Mail readers – It’s certainly not the result they were expecting…


Getting Ready

Slowly but surely I’m getting ready for the new contract starting Monday…

  • Train Tickets – Booked
  • Accommodation – Booked
  • Location – Well, I know where I’m going, and all that
  • Travel – I know how I’m getting there, even checked Underground etc.
  • Essential Software – Loaded on a USB stick, just in case they don’t have it already

I’ve still got a couple of things to do though

  • Pack bags
  • Last-minute shopping bits
  • Find that fucking A-Z – I don’t want to buy a fourth one…

And that’s it.

So I’m just about ready to return to the maw that is “Working in London”.


Denial

I wonder, when is Paula Radcliffe just going to bite the bullet and announce she’s retiring from athletics?

After all, today she’s pulled out of the marathon at the Berlin meet, and it’s hardly the first one she’s pulled out of.