Posted: Thu 14 February, 2008 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Customer Services, Cynicism |
Another year, another February 14th. Another dollop of crap overpriced cards, flowers, and blah blah.
And another year with the title bar image of Al Capone’s Valentine’s Day Massacre. My kind of Feb 14 celebration.
Posted: Tue 15 January, 2008 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Domestic, Green, Introspective, Own Business, Work-related |
Gordon’s dumped this meme-thing on me, so I might as well get it done.
The idea of the meme is to list five things in your life now that you would have never thought would be in your life when you were 25.
1. Herself
Yeah, I know, I know, it’s sappy. Live with it. But ten years ago, Herself was going to marry (if not already married to) the now-ex, and while we were friends I would never have thought at that time that we’d be together.
2. A House
Well, not “a” house, I suppose, but “Owning a house”, definitely not. Ten years ago I was a year out of being in the pub/hotel trade, and living in a rented flat down in Weymouth. Thoughts of house-purchase had never really been entertained, and really weren’t until late ’05, I think. Until then I was quite happy with renting, and in some ways I could still go back to it – although that’s not a statement of intent, I should point out.
3. A car
Again, I’d never really thought about sorting out driving, and passing the test. Yes, there’d been a couple of things where driving would have made things a lot easier, but there was always someone who could help out, or give me a lift on those occasions. Other than that, I didn’t really need one. Now, life would be much harder if I couldn’t drive – it probably would’ve precluded the house completely, just on the grounds that there’s absolutely sod-all public transport in the area that I could use to feasibly get to the nearest train station, supermarket, library, town, city, anything.
4. A business
Actually, I’ve had one of these before, and I’m just going through the guff of setting up a new one. But back when I was 25, having my own company was a pipe-dream, never really expecting it to happen the way it has. The additional part of that would be that I didn’t really expect to still be in IT and websites ten years on- not that I had any idea what I would be doing, either- so that’s another surprise really.
5. The lifestyle I’ve now got.At 25, I couldn’t have imagined at all that I’d be living in Norfolk, doing a passable impression of “The Good Life”, with my own chickens, garden, plans for the veg patch, and a fairly solid interest in all things Green – wind and solar power, self-sufficiency, water butts galore, (which reminds me, we really must start making some use of the big one that’s hidden away behind the shed. It’s full, and has been since October, but it’s rained so much, we haven’t had cause to drain it) butterfly and insect habitats, bird feeders, and all those trappings of hippydom. And I wouldn’t change it for anything.
So, who else to tag with it? Oh, I think probably Blue Witch, Dragon, SkyTower, Quixotic Evil and Matt.
Posted: Mon 7 January, 2008 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Customer Services, Weirdness |
No, not here.
I noticed the other day though that my bank had decided to arbitrarily redesign their online banking log-on area, so that it looked very different from how it used to, yet they hadn’t said anything about it.
Now, when everyone’s banging on about identity theft and phishing scams that direct you to copies of banking sites etc. and get you to add in all your normal log-in details, don’t you think it would’ve been smart to actually let their customers know that they were redesigning it, rather than just doing it and pushing it out to the world? Particularly in the week before Christmas, when customers are likely to
- be using the site more often
- be rather more sensitive than usual to the risk of losing their details/money to some phishing scumbag scammer?
I spoke to their customer services department about it – partly because I wanted to verify I wasn’t falling to some DNS-redirection hack or whatever, but mainly because it just struck me as such a monumentally fucking stupid thing to do – and their response was
Oh yes, I suppose we should’ve done that, shouldn’t we? Oh well, too late now.
Admittedly, I’m paraphrasing slightly – but not by much. The first sentence is verbatim, the second is paraphrased.
Posted: Tue 18 December, 2007 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Domestic, Festering Season |
(via Random Acts of Reality)
Finally, a company whose ideas about the Festering Season match mine. In fact, I could even be persuaded by at least one of their christmas decorations. I just wish I’d known about them before now.
Ah well, there are plans afoot for the 2008 Festering Season (of which more later in the month) so I’d best make sure I keep the information on Santa Balls ’til then.
Ho fuckin’ ho, indeed.
Posted: Mon 17 December, 2007 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Customer Services, Cynicism, Work-related |
Ah, a day of fixing problems – first with a localhost IIS setting that’d been screwed up by someone installing a piece of software ‘to connect with their home PC from work’, and secondly with an install of Google Mini.
Joy.
Still, it’s keeping me out of trouble, I suppose.
Posted: Mon 10 December, 2007 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Festering Season, Work-related |
How to upset people around the Festering Season – the second in a number of lessons.
On receipt of a christmas card from a colleague. (Note: Doesn’t matter whether you like them or not)
“Great, thanks.”
[Buzz, Whirr (The sound of the office shredder in action)]
Note :The office recycling bin works just as well in this situation
Posted: Sat 8 December, 2007 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Charm School, Festering Season |
How to upset people around the Festering Season – the first in a number of lessons.
(Note : This one was witnessed by me, not said by me)
“Oh, congratulations, I didn’t know. When’re you due?”
“I’m not pregnant.”
[Frosty Silence]