Misheard

Sometimes, mishearing a story on the news can make it so much more interesting.

Today while driving to work I was sure – twice, no less – that I’d heard a story about the Buddhist National Party using photos of the military in its advertising.

Turns out, it was actually the British National Party who were doing so.

But still, the Buddhist National Party? I’d vote for ’em.


Less Lucky

Last night’s drive home was – to be blunt – a fucking nightmare.

From the look of it, someone had fallen under a bus on Mile End Road, which meant that everything going out of London in that direction was moving half a car-length at a time. It took me 90 minutes to get from my office to the A11/A12 roundabout. After that, it took me about 90 minutes to get home.

I don’t know the fate of the person – assuming that was what’d happened – as neither the local radio traffic news nor the BBC have seen fit to say anything about it. What I do know is that a section of the road, on both carriageways, was blocked by emergency services, so I assume it was at least serious, if not fatal.

But it would be nice if traffic reports would be a bit more honest/useful. If I’d heard “Avoid that road like the plague” I would’ve done, and would’ve cut north instead. As it was, the only reports were that “The A11 is slow-moving, because of an accident”. While I guess that was technically true – we were still moving, after all – it would’ve been far more useful to say “It’s blocked, diversions in place, but you’d be far better off avoiding it completely”


Super-Lucky

On the way home last night, I witnessed what was so nearly a fatal accident – and only wasn’t fatal because of the 50/50 chance of which way the man fell.

On the roundabout for A12/North Circular, a cement mixer came round too close to the kerb, and hit a cyclist. For once (so far as I could tell) the cyclist had been doing the right thing, hadn’t jumped a red light or anything (somewhat miraculous in itself) and the driver of the cement mixer had just come too close to the kerb.

I don’t know how, but the pushbike went under the wheels, and the rider came off onto the pavement. If he’d gone the other way, it would’ve been strawberry-jam time. As it was, the guy then stood up and was fine. The driver of the cement mixer was pretty shocked about the entire thing (with good reason) but it was all just so incredibly lucky that it wasn’t far, far worse.

A couple of other closer witnesses had already stopped to sort things out, so I buggered off past – I wouldn’t have been able to give any more information, or provide any assistance, so I’d have just been in the way.

All the same, it does make you think about the tiny things that lead to a difference between dead and alive…


Killer Week

This week is looking like it might turn out to be Not Fun.

I’ve got some pre-existing bookings during the week (I wasn’t expecting the contract to extend…) which means I’m working in the office on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. This means that I’m going to be driving in to the office instead of using public transport. And I suspect that will not be fun.  It’s likely to be at least two hours each way – although I’ve done drives like that for work before, and at least I will have a break between each one, rather than doing three or five days on the trot, which would leave me looking like a stunned monkey by Wednesday (as it did when I did that for a week down to Basildon last year)

Needless to say, on those days the blogging content might be a bit thin on the ground.

Still, it’s only three days.  And then one more week entirely in London. And then I’m done.


Abandoned 2

The same Tesco carpark as my previous post about arsewit parking, but this time it’s just *so* much more impressive.  In this case, I’ve left the bell-end’s number-plate in view too. Screw it, parking like this needs to be recorded and credited to the correct knob-head.

Of course, it just had to be a BMW driver, didn’t it?

So bad it's hard to believe

So bad it's hard to believe

Yep, not even just half-over the line – but parked up in a completely hatched off zone right next to the pedestrian crossing.

In this case I can’t deny it, I went in and spoke to the staff about it – the driver got a telling-off from them too. Seems fair to me.


Abandoned

One thing that is good about the local(ish) Tescos is the sheer amusement value you can get from seeing the way people park, and apparently think “That’ll do”.

This is today’s example.

Abandoned Car

Abandoned Car

I’ve blocked out the number-plate, although I’m not sure I should do – after all, people should be properly recognised for their achievements. What do you think?


Just Why?

The Aston Martin Vantage is a beautiful, beautiful car. It’s one of the very few that I’d love to own – I know it’s an utterly unrealistic prospect for a number of reasons (Not least being that it costs somewhere north of £85,000) but there we go. It’s still a thing of beauty, and when one goes past, I’ll always appreciate it.

However.

On my current walk in to work, I get passed two or three times every week by a Vantage. And while I love the shape and design of the car, I really can’t believe that anyone sane would get one painted in what I can only describe as powder blue. (According to Aston Martin, so far as I can tell it’s called ‘Glacial Blue 2’, but it’s nowhere near as dark as in their car-configuration thingy)

The car’s still beautiful. The colour is – frankly – fucking horrific. With so many colours to choose from, why the hell would someone choose powder blue, for chuff’s sake?