Lockdown – Chilled
Posted: Wed 3 June, 2020 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Lockdown, Single Life 1 Comment »While my weekends have been a lot quieter, I’ve done some maintenance stuff that I hadn’t got round to before.
Absolutely nothing glamorous, mind you – but I’ve cleaned out and deiced both my freezer and fridge. It’s been a long time since I’d done either, but neither job was a high priority either. However, might as well let the warm weather help out and speed up the defrosting process…
The freezer had slowly iced over – it’s an odd design with freezing elements on each shelf, so it had slowly become that opening any of the drawers was more and more problematic. I don’t actually use the freezer much though, so again it wasn’t overly important.
As it was, over a couple of hours I emptied it out – which was easily the toughest job, because of those iced-over shelves – and then let it all thaw a bit, carved out all the ice, cleaned it up, and then turned it back on and re-filled it. There was, as expected, a *lot* of ice, but that was about it.
The fridge, on the other hand, was a much mankier job. I’d noticed that there appeared to be a leak, or an overflow, and finally decided to have a look into what was going on. A quick clear out allowed me to see that at some point the back of the fridge had frozen solid, blocking the drain hole, and that was what was causing the problem. Of course, that ice was pretty vile, but again, it’s a job that’s been done now, so hopefully won’t need doing again for a while.
I’ll also keep more of an eye on both things, and (in theory at least) deal with them earlier on next time so they don’t become such big problems again. Only time will tell whether that’ll actually happen or not, though.
Hopefully, both items will now run better and more efficiently. It’s either that, or they’ll go into shock, break, and need replacing…
Lockdown – Blinds
Posted: Thu 14 May, 2020 Filed under: Customer Services, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Lockdown, Thoughts 1 Comment »A while ago, I ordered a vertical blind from Tuiss (Edited on 23/05 : who now sell as Blinds2Go – sorry, forgot to add this before) to replace the shitty curtain in the front room, and got it fitted. I’ve been really pleased with it since, and it’s generally handled life pretty well.
However, two heavy-footed felines stomping in and out of it had meant that some of the clips to hold it all together (plastic chain with connectors onto each slat of the blind) had snapped, so it was beginning to look a bit ropy. (Additionally, the fabric I chose is slightly rough, so grabs cat fur like an absolute bastard, but that’s a different issue)
Anyway, the number of snapped connectors was getting close to outnumbering the ones still intact, so I got in touch with Tuiss to find out whether I could get some replacement weights and chains.
As it turns out, when I say it was bought and installed “a while ago”, it turns out I meant “nearly six years ago”. All things considered, that means they’ve lasted pretty well.
Tuiss found my order, and we discussed what bits I needed – and at each point I was clear and said I was happy to pay for the pieces, it seemed only fair after six years. But they’ve kept on insisting that they’ll just send them out – and they’ve done so.
The bits arrived yesterday, and are now all in place on the blind. I’m really pleased with it, and impressed with Tuiss. Depending on how things go, if I decide to replace the blind then I’ll go back to them and do so, and see what they’ll charge me for a replacement blind without needing the infrastructure (the actual holding frame/mechanism and so on)
Changing Plants
Posted: Tue 7 March, 2017 Filed under: Change, Domestic, Getting Organised, Green, House Work, Single Life, Thoughts Leave a comment »Over the weekend, I spent some time changing the plants and pots I’ve got in the yard of my house.
Some of the things from last year had died off, most having only been expected to live a year, a couple of others just needed to be changed and a one needed to be replaced as the poxy cat had decided that pot was a spare litter tray. Additionally, I’d changed a bit on what I wanted to try out this year.
For example, last year I had a couple of small apple trees in patio pots. One had done OK, but ended the year overtaken by wooly aphid things that made it look like it was covered in frost/snow/cotton-wool, while the other hadn’t taken at all. So they were candidates for going as well.
This time, I went to a proper garden centre, and got a bundle of new things – two types of raspberry, a blueberry bush, and a couple of flowering currants. Once I’d got home, I emptied out the old pots, putting all the residue into garden sacks. Then all the new things got planted, and so far it’s all worked out pretty well.
The final stage was taking all the garden sacks to the local tip, and getting rid of them all in the garden waste.
So all told, quite the successful day – a near-complete change of the plants, and all the rubbish dealt with, leaving the place looking pretty much how it did before, just with new plants. I class that as a success.
Doing Nothing
Posted: Sun 20 March, 2016 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Health, House Work, Introspective, Single Life, Thoughts Leave a comment »This weekend was the closest I’ve come in a long time to doing nothing – it’s something I am *really* bad at, which I’m coming to terms with.
I try and keep busy on weekends, go out and do stuff, get things done, and that suits me. But I still get to the point (like recently) where I’ve been constantly busy and occupied for so damn long, it feels like I’m completely burned out and I need that down-time, a weekend or two where I don’t do much.
As has been observed before, I’ve been pretty much booked solid since about October, so I really needed a quiet time where I vegetated a bit, caught up on some of the more domestic things, and generally did a bit of recuperation. And that was the plan this weekend – I had some stuff I wanted to do (buying the trees, seeing a film, organising house stuff, ironing etc.) but the rest was meant to be downtime.
That plan was successful, I can’t deny. I did get all the planned stuff done, and I used a lot of downtime.
But it gets to now, 10pmish on Sunday, and I feel kind of guilty, kind of lazy. I know it’s been needed, and I mainly feel better for having not done much – but simultaneously, I feel like it’s been a bit of a waste.
It’s safe to say, I think, that I am phenomenally bad at doing nothing…
More New Greenery
Posted: Sat 19 March, 2016 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green, House Work, Shopping Leave a comment »Having sorted out some new pots and plants earlier this week, I’d been thinking about a couple of small trees to put in Big Pots, which should finish things off nicely.
Today, I got some – two ‘patio apple’ trees and pots for them to go in. They’ve been outside all the time anyway, so they’re now planted out and situated where I want them to be.
I’m done for now with plants, I think. I do want to find a more comfortable table and chair(s) next, although that can wait a while ’til I see what there is that I like. I’m not in a hurry – I’ve a chair that’s serviceable, but I do want to find something better. I just have to know it’s better before I buy it…
New Greenery
Posted: Wed 16 March, 2016 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 2 Comments »Last summer, I spent some time and money on my house, even though it’s a rented place. Nothing permanent, just some flooring/decking out in the back yard, repainting the wooden fences, and some plants in pots. It was a successful plan, and it looks much better now than it did before.
Over the winter, it’s all been a bit bare, and I’ve been thinking about what to do next with it all.
Today, I left work earlier than usual and went to get some new stuff, more planters and plants, that kind of thing. Some summer and autumn bulbs, a climbing jasmine, clematis, and some other bits.
Once I got home, I got it all planted up and watered, so we’ll see how it all works out. I’m still planning to get some more bits, and repaint the wooden fences again (hopefully with less marks and blobs this time) so it looks better.
As before, it’s all movable – well, except for the painted woodwork, of course. Whether I do move it or not (as and when I move) is a different decision – the plants and pots could easily go, the yard tiling/decking is really only fit for the current yard, so it’s six of one and half a dozen of the other.
In the meantime, though, the aim – assuming a decent spring and summer – will be to have an open space that’s actually usable and comfortable. Hopefully the stuff I’ve now got there is the groundwork for having that this year.
Weekend of Quiet – the nPower farce
Posted: Thu 2 July, 2015 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, nPower, Utilities Leave a comment »As I said earlier, the only scheduled thing for the weekend was a visit from Lowri Beck, the clowns who are nPower’s third-party partner in the area – who needed to check my electricity meter.
Supposedly they legally *have* to do this once a year – and they allege they haven’t been inside my property in four years (i.e. before I even moved in), so it’s hardly a legal requirement in the first place. Saying they haven’t had access is utter bollocks, by the way, as someone from the company was in there to check the gas one a month ago, and I’ve had people from the same company in to do readings before (except they then lost them, due to being useless cunts)
Anyway, the guy turned up, and in his most helpful manner said “Oooh, that’s not good. How long’s it been doing that?”. To which, of course, I said “Doing what?”, as I’m not a fucking mind-reader, and couldn’t tell you one end of a meter problem from the other. “That” he says, and points at the meter. “Go on, give me a clue.”
Turns out, there’s a flashing light that says “I need replacing”. It wasn’t there two weeks ago when I took my own meter reading, but now the clowns are here, we get the full circus lights. *sigh*
So – I now need to get a replacement meter.
But in a fit of truly inspired crap customer service, Lowri Beck’s installers only work Monday to Friday, 9-5. So to get a new meter, I’m going to have to take time off work, costing me money for something that’s entirely not my fault. And nPower won’t offer any alternatives, compensation, or understanding. (Which is no surprise whatsoever)
I’ve got it booked in, but it looks like it may just be time for yet another fight with the asshats at nPower. Oh goody.
The Weekend of Quiet
Posted: Wed 1 July, 2015 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Milton Keynes, Seeing Films, Sleep - or lack thereof Leave a comment »As planned, last weekend was fairly quiet – and much needed.
The only booked thing I had in was to get someone from nPower’s third-party partner company in to look at my electricity meter. I’m going to write about that in a different post, because it gets long-winded, and slightly farcical. (As do all things nPower)
Other than that, I didn’t do much. The total of activities was
- Visit the cinema (twice)
- Keep up my walking targets, so I did wander round Milton Keynes etc.
- A bit of shopping
- Sorting out the back yard, including buying new pots and plants, and getting them installed/planted.
- Other very small odds and sods.
So it was decent. It would’ve been better if I’d actually been able to sleep well too, but there we go, that’d be pushing my luck too far.
More Practical Stuff
Posted: Sat 27 June, 2015 Filed under: Change, Domestic, Five Year Plan (now Ten), Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Following on from previous posts, the yard project was something I’ve been thinking about for a while.
Last summer, I saw some wooden decking tiles in Ikea, and thought they’d look good in my yard. I didn’t bother at the time, as there were other things to do, and I was more than slightly mired in dealing with a particular shitbag employer (I griped about them at the time, and can’t be chuffed to do so again) so it went on the back-burner and I didn’t get round to it.
Anyway, it’s stayed in my mind since then. Once I’d done the fence last weekend, I started thinking about it again, decided “Nuts to it”, and went to Ikea on Friday after work. (It’s not bad directly after work, although admittedly I left earlier than standard working hours, and with only one thing in mind to purchase) In the spirit of being organised, I also bought some weed-proof membrane to go under the tiles, which should help keep it looking better.
Purchase successful, I got home and decided that I’d make a start.
Less than two hours later, I was done. Admittedly, it’s not a huge yard, but everything went together so easily and worked so nicely, I was really pleased with the entire thing.
I’m really pleased with it. And for an all-in price of less than £200 (including the weed-proof membrane) I can’t really fault it at all.
The final bits of the project now will be some pots and plants, although I’m yet to decide what stuff I actually want. That’s the next stage though.
Domestic Simplicity (Again)
Posted: Thu 25 June, 2015 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Thoughts Leave a comment »A while back, I wrote about not being practical, yet still getting stuff done when the need arose. A similar thing happened last week, and I’m equally chuffed with how it’s worked out so far.
Basically, the fence panels around my back yard haven’t been treated in a long time – since the cottages got revamped, at a guess, which is probably about ten years now. I’ve been in mine for three years, so I know for sure it hasn’t had any treatment in that time.
So basically, I decided to do the whole wood-painting thing, and sorted it all out. Basic preparations got done – purchase of supplies, and cleaning off the fence etc. of all dust, spiderwebs and general grut. The paint is ‘woodland green’ – I kind of like it, and if the landlord doesn’t then I can paint over it easily with something darker when it comes time to move on/out.
And on Sunday, because I was up horrifically early, I just got on with it. I’m really pleased with the results, too. Even better, I didn’t cover myself, and didn’t cover the rest of the yard with it either. Some small specks, but nothing major.
I’ve got a couple of bits still to do – one of the fences also has a lagged water-pipe against it (don’t ask, I’ve no idea) and I still need to do under/below it. (I hadn’t bought any small brushes to get into those tight spots, but I’ve got some now) And it all dried nicely, to a decent colour – and without being trampled through the house by the bloody cats.
I’ve got some other ideas for the yard, for doing some extra stuff with it in the next couple of weeks – once I get ideas in my head, I like to get on with them – but all told it’s been remarkably positive, and I’m deeply cheered with how it’s gone so far.
Panels
Posted: Sun 16 May, 2010 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green Garden, House Work 1 Comment »Yesterday we got another couple of fence panels painted – only about another 85 to go. (We started off with 97 to do, and it’s a shitty boring job, but it’s going slowly)
The wood is very dry, so it’s sucking in the treatment as soon as it’s applied. Probably means we’ll need to do a second coat at some point, but I need to get the lot done first.
Work
Posted: Sun 30 August, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »It’s a Bank Holiday weekend, which of course means we’re doing stuff on the house again.
To be exact, this time it’s the garage that needs sorting out.
It’s not actually a garage – whoever built the thing fucked it up, so it’s round a dog-leg corner behind the house, and thus well-night impossible to park a car in. (Of course, that just shows I’m getting old – who the hell parks their car in their garage these days?) As a result, it’s been a storage tip spot for stuff since we moved in.
It still will be a storage place, but we’ve sorted out a lot of the stuff inside it this weekend, taking out the bits we don’t need and/or putting things in far more order.
So far, it also means that I (with some help from Herself) have :
- Put up an offcut of the kitchen worktop, for use as work-surface (and storage surface) in the garage
- Put up two lots of ladder-hooks, and hung ladders from them (which haven’t yet fallen off again)
- Put up another set of hooks for a couple of other heavy odds and sods to hang off
- Done two runs to local tips, one with everyday rubbish to our normal recycling place at Snetterton, and one with tins of paint etc. to the rather more serious one at Knettishall
There’s still plenty more to do, but at least we’re getting somewhere. Even more importantly, it’s beginning to look like the garage will become properly usable space after all…
Playing with Concrete
Posted: Sun 26 July, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green Garden, House Work 3 Comments »Regular readers already know that when it comes to DIY I’m pretty much a total bell-end. It’s a thing I’ve inherited from my father, who is a world-renowned DIY bell-end, and tales of his idiocies have been used for me and my brother to dine out on many times.
Anyway, about two years ago, I put in a thing for the rotary drier/airer in the garden. At the time it was fairly straight, but over time it’s got more and more wonky.
So this time we got another fitting (this time with a built-in spirit level – genius!) and a bag of Postmix cement. You can see already where this might go horribly wrong, can’t you?
Only it didn’t – the holder is now cemented in properly (and absolutely straight!) and the airer’s post fits in it fine.
At the same time (i.e. while waiting for the postmix to set) we’ve also put up a hosereel thingy on the wall of the house, which’ll hold a 25m hose-reel – enough to get almost halfway down the garden – which should make for a tidier garden without sodding hosepipe coiled up in random places.
Sometimes, a day can be quite successful. Of course, I’m now waiting to find something to screw up in order to balance things out again…
Bedding Down
Posted: Sat 30 May, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Thoughts Leave a comment »On Friday, I managed to break our bed. (No, nothing dirty – get your minds out the gutter!)
The main support in the middle of the bed (going end to end) is/was a piece of box-frame steel, and that piece of steel buckled, which then resulted in four of the wooden slats going across the bed to break.
We bought the bed less than two years ago, so I went back to the place we bought it, to see whether we could get a replacement bar and slats, or whatever was necessary – seeing as the bed was completely unusable ’til repair/replacement.
Anyway, it turns out we’re not the first people that this has happened to, and it’s a known issue. In fairness, our was only the third or fourth one it had happened to, but it meant that the store is aware of the issue, and it’s not a problem to replace the bar.
So I was able to pick up the replacement bar and slats from their warehouse (still in Norwich) and less than an hour after going to the store, I’d got the replacement bits in the car and driving home – along with some extra advice from one of their warehouse guys, who had also had it happen to him.
As a result, we now have the bed back together, with a couple of extra supports under the metal bar, just to help spread the load a bit more – and the supports were even made by me. Sure, they’re nothing special – just a couple of bits of wood under the bar, but they needed measuring, and cutting straight ( normally my primary problem when it comes to DIY) but they got done traight off, without even the need for a re-measure or a re-cut.
All told, I’m sadly chuffed at having sorted the bed out so quickly, including the extra bits necessary. And who knows, it may also provide just a little bit more motivation on that “needing to lose weight” thing. We’ll see.
More Garden Guff
Posted: Mon 18 May, 2009 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, Green Garden, House Work Leave a comment »Yesterday was emphatically not a day of rest – primarily because we spent most of it in the garden. Again.
The first surprise came when I went up to let the chickens out in the morning – and found three peacocks (OK, technically one peacock and two peahens) in the chicken run. They quickly fluttered up on to the fence, and then next door, but returned a couple of times more before finally being scared off by Hound. There’s a colony of peacocks over by the church (probably half a mile from us) so it wasn’t a complete “Where the hell did they come from” moment, but it’s still the first time we’ve had them in our garden since we moved here.
From there we got a bundle of work done, including finishing filling the remaining three raised beds on the veg plot (using the best part of another ton of earth) and finally planting stuff in the bloody things. So we now have raised beds containing :
- Broad Beans
- Peas
- Strawberries
- Pumpkins
- Courgettes
In addition, scattered round the rest of the veg patch we’ve got :
- Raspberries (18 canes’ worth)
- Gooseberries (4 bushes)
- Blackberry (1 plant)
- Rhubarb (4 plants)
- Garlic (2 rows)
- Onions (3 rows – although they’re not doing much)
- Beetroot (1 row of white, 1 of red)
- Potatoes (3 buckets, two of which have so far been successful)
- Various herbs and odds-n-sods
Bear in mind, this is actually a reduced list from last year, due to us not actually managing much garden-wise last year. *ahem*
Anyway, with that little lot sorted, Herself also planted a bundle of stuff round the new pond (Hound was being a pain in the arse by this time, and got dragged indoors by Yours Truly) including foxgloves, lambs ears (it’s a plant, we’re not that cruel!), salvias, and other stuff I now can’t remember the name of.
Along the way there was also other bits and bobs, but it was a pretty busy day all told.
And that’s why I didn’t update yesterday…
Sanding / No connection
Posted: Tue 5 May, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Yesterday was spent with absolutely no internet connection at home. For once this was a choice thing, rather than some esoteric Bank Holiday Fuckup by BT, Tiscali or anyone else.
Basically, the main phone point is in the hallway, and over the weekend the hallway got cleared out so we could sand/seal/varnish the teak parquet floor.
Yes, Herself was back trusting me with power tools. Go figure.
So yesterday was the day the actual sanding took place. And all went amazingly well.
The floor was (it turned out) amazingly dirty – the parquet looked more like mahogany than teak. Then the industrial floor sanders came out, and now it’s all teaky and beautiful again. I’m not perfect with the sanders, but the job has come up looking fantastic.
It’s all been sealed/varnished again as well, using Ronseal’s “Diamond Hard” clear floor varnish – a product which certainly lives up to it’s description, but also makes the floor look even better.
There’s a couple more marks/dents/lines in the floor than there used to be, but they’re not horrendous – I’m sure we’ll stop noticing them soon. I bloody hope so anyway, because it’s now going to be a complete bastard to go back down through the new varnish if we did decide to sand them out completely.
But it’s all done now. There’s a lot more work to be done in the hallway – woodwork and walls to be (re)painted etc., and so on, but the final big job in the house is now complete.
Mileage
Posted: Thu 30 April, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Driving, Getting Organised, House Work 1 Comment »Today and tomorrow are going to be primarily spent in the car, I feel.
Today I’ve had an interview for a contract role down in Welwyn Garden City – checking out the lie of the land, and whether I can do the drive as a daily commute for a couple of weeks before knocking that back by working from home for a while (I can – the “2 hours+” listed by AA and TomTom rapidly descended to around the 90 minute mark, with just the A505 being a slow-moving piece of shit road)
Tomorrow is the longer (much, much longer) day – because of the planned work for next week, I’m taking Hound down to her old kennels/staying place in Wokingham. From there, I’ll be driving to the O2 arena (ex Millennium Dome) where we’ll be seeing Pink in concert – Herself plus Herself’s Sister and Husband will be driving down separately, and we’ll meet up at t’O2 – and then I’ll be driving home with Herself once the gig’s finished.
Saturday is going to involve a trip to Norwich to pick up the floor sanders, and over the next week we’ll finally be sanding down and re-sealing/varnishing the parquet floor in the hallway, which is the last of the big house jobs. Yay!
So don’t expect much in the way of updates tomorrow – although I might write a couple today if I can be arsed and/or think up stuff to write…
Yesterday
Posted: Sun 22 March, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green Garden, House Work Leave a comment »Well, as it turns out, the problem with the cooker was actually an issue with the gas supply stuff outside the house – the low-pressure thingy had been triggered somehow, and was doing exactly what it was supposed to do.
Luckily, the cooker engineer who came out was lovely, and willing to talk to the guy who had done the original install (who also knew we were more than slightly fucked off by the entire thing) so between them they got it sorted out. Even better, because it was something we didn’t know about – allbeit had looked at, when it looked fine – we didn’t get charged anything for them fixing the problem.
And as well as now having a working cooker again – for which happy, happy day – we’ve also managed to get a number of jobs done round the house.
- Kitchen wall tiles are now all grouted in. (Floor tiles will be done on Monday, most likely)
- Appointment has been made with an accountant to see what’s going to happen.
- I’ve started painting the wooden fence panels. Six down, ninety-one to go.
- We’ve started laying a bundle of weed-proof membrane over bits of the veg patch, for work over the next few weeks
- The fruit trees have had a trim/prune
- We’ve done a bundle of other stuff too. I just can’t remember it right now.
So yes, while we’re not “on holiday” as such, it’s looking like it’ll be fairly productive and get a bundle of outstanding jobs out the way. (Which will, of course, just make room for other jobs instead)
Inauspicious Starts
Posted: Sat 21 March, 2009 Filed under: Cynicism, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »So, the week off work begins with…
- Engineer visit to find out what’s wrong with the bastard cooker
- A letter from my cretinous ex-accountant’s Official Receiver, basically stating I’ve got fuck-all chance of getting any money back. (Which can be summarised thus : Assets : £5,000. Debts : £150,000. Chances : Fuck All)
- Herself grouting tiles
- Yours Truly painting/creosoting fence panels. There’s only 100 of ’em to do…
Still, at least I’m not back in work for a while now. Silver linings, clouds, and all that guff.
Changing Plans
Posted: Fri 20 March, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Travel 3 Comments »In the last week, we’ve had the following stuff at the house…
- Last Friday – water leak under the sink (fixed that evening) – kitchen water completely off
- Weekend – doing all the floor tiles
- Monday – another (different) water leak under the sink – water turned completely off
- Tuesday – water leak fixed
- Wednesday – Power cut off, due to EDF doing work on power supply in village
- Wednesday – No gas going to brand new gas cooker. Nothing at all – both bottles are full, no kinks in the pipe, nothing blocked. Auto-shutoff on the cooker seems to be OK. But there’s no gas.
- Thursday – still no gas to cooker
- Friday – ditto
There’s an engineer visit booked for tomorrow to check the cooker.
So all told, over this week my sense of humour has utterly failed, which is never a good sign.
As a result, and with plenty of other outstanding jobs to do, we’ve taken the decision to move our break from next week to [some other time] (although we’re as yet undecided to when) and we’ll spend the week at home instead, sorting out some of the outstanding stuff, and taking time out that way instead.
Luckily the people at Scottish Country Cottages have been lovely, and allowed us to change the booking at very short notice – we explained the situation, and they’ve been very understanding.
In the current situation I can’t deny, I’m actually happier to not be going – I wasn’t massively looking forward to the drive, and I think we’d both be focussing on what was happening at home, plus what we could be doing at home instead of being up in Scotland. That happened two years ago, and was the final point for us coming home early from Devon.
So we’re at home instead of in Scotland. There’s still pre-written posts to come during the week, but I’ll be adding in random stuff too. Probably.
Tiled
Posted: Sun 15 March, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Excuse the braindump waffle, but I’m tired…
Anyway, the kitchen is now completely tiled. Herself has done a fantastic job with the tiling itsef, and I’ve done what I can with the tile-cutter (something I’m actually good at) and with mixing the tile adhesive.
We’ve still got the grouting to do, of course, but at least we’ve got the majority of the work done now. The only bits that remain are the verdammt grouting, and then having all the kitchen unit doors replaced (which will now happen after our week’s holiday) but when that’s all sorted, the kitchen should be done. And a happy day that’ll be.
A Weekend On The Tiles
Posted: Sat 14 March, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »During the week, Herself has finished off tiling the walls in the redone kitchen – and bloody good they look too.
It’s taken longer than expected (and there’s still all the grouting to do) mainly because I don’t think either of us had really understood the sheer scope of the project. There’s one hell of a lot of tiles, and some decidedly awkward bits – not least the window-sill, and the wall where the sink is.
But it all looks fantastic – and once it’s done, I’m almost certain there’ll be a couple of photos put up here. Don’t hold your breath though, it won’t be ’til April…
In the meantime, this weekend will be spent doing the floor tiles. Still a big job – the tiles are the same beasts we’ve used in just about all the other rooms, 45cm square 10mm thick vitrified ceramic things that need a proper industrial tile-cutter. Yep, hired from HSS again – I suspect that over the length of the house project, we’d have actually been better off if we’d bought one, but there we go. That’s hindsight for you.
Still, by Monday we should be done on tiling – with the exception of the bloody grout, of course. Just don’t expect much in the way of updates while we’re doing it.
DIY (Again)
Posted: Sun 1 March, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 1 Comment »Call me sensitive, portray me as a geek with no practical skills, whatever – but I really fucking hate DIY.
This weekend’s effort has been to put on the new doors for all the kitchen cupboards – supposedly an easy job, only for me it’s not. Not helped by the fact that we never seem to have the right tools for the job – this one involved needing to get a new drill bit, because for some reason all our 5mm drill bits have disappeared – which drives me completely crackers, and really gets to me.
The problem with the cupboard doors was that – of fucking course – the holes for the hinges aren’t in the same place as they are on the old doors. Which means either a) drilling new holes in the doors (risky) or b) drilling and sorting new holes in the units. We’ve opted for b), as a) is decidedly dodgy where my lack-of-talent is concerned. Only even that is too complex for me, so it all becomes stressful and annoying.
I’m aware of my limitations on these things – I’m OK with some of the basics, but I’m better as being an assistant (at best) or – far preferable – paying someone else to do the stuff I can’t do.
To me, it’s better to have work done professionally – it saves on the stress, hassle, and crap all round.
Cat Flap – Reactions
Posted: Tue 24 February, 2009 Filed under: Animals, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Reactions to the newly installed cat flap have been varied – and in some ways, quite funny.
Psycho Cat still has significant issues with it, for reasons known only to himself – he doesn’t like going out through it, but is fine with coming back in through it. Go figure.
Personally, I suspect that he just likes it now that he has people who’ll let the little git out, and he doesn’t want to let go of that.
At the same time, Hound thinks the cat flap is great. It’s magic (in her opinion) when the cat walks through the door – but because it’s also a transparent flap we’ve found that she will sit outside and look through it so she knows what’s going on inside at the same time.
Finally, the neighbourhood cats think it’s great – they’ve got a new place to visit, and they do so. Yesterday we had a visitation from one of them (who we call Bill – there’s two cats, Bob and Bill – no good reason, just seems to work) and he slept the entire day on our bed. Psycho Cat wasn’t amused by this, and Hound did absolutely sod all – she’s a shit guard dog.
With luck, Psycho Cat will soon decide to go out the bloody flap as well as come in through it – and then we’ll be happy.
New Cooker
Posted: Tue 24 February, 2009 Filed under: Animals, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Today we’re getting the new cooker installed, and finally getting rid of the old shitty electric one.
We’ve opted for a gas cooker, as it’s infinitely preferable to electric. But because there’s no gas supply to the village at all, it means it’ll be fired using LPG bottles outside the house. We’ll see about the efficiency of it, but by all accounts it should work out pretty well.
It’s going to be interesting though – normally Hound would go in the car while this kind of work’s going on, but today my car’s in the garage, getting the brakes checked. At the last service I was told they’d need doing before the MOT comes up – and that’s due in the next couple of weeks as well, so it’s best to get it all out the way before the MOT.
So I’m not quite sure yet what I’ll do with Hound, but I’m sure we’ll work something out.
DIY
Posted: Sun 22 February, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »I may have mentioned before, I really hate DIY – I’m not massively practical at the best of times, and it all comes to a head when it comes to All Things DIY.
This weekend, it’s been a bit of painting (which I don’t mind in general) and also dealing with skirting boards all round the new kitchen bits. That’s included cutting loads of mitre joints (the ones where each side is a 45° angle) which always bring out my failings in spectacular style. Some of it is down to not having the right equipment (something else which drives me cackers) but even the simple practicality and logic for cutting these damn corners drives me crackers.
We had already got a mitre-block for guiding the saw at the correct angles – but it’s not big enough to handle the skirting boards, so yesterday I ended up going off and getting another mitre thing specifically for larger items like skirting-boards. It’s made the final bits today a lot easier – although I’ve also carved chunks out of the block itself, due to the fact I’m also shit at using a saw in a straight line. We’ve got some other mitre stuff do in the next few weeks, so I’ll probably organise getting something else in place for those.
Still, the skirting boards are done now – and all told the job’s not too bad. In that way, it’s fairly satisfactory – but I still find that for the most part, DIY is infinitely less fun than most people make it out to be.
Kitchen Doors
Posted: Thu 19 February, 2009 Filed under: B&Q, Customer Services, Cynicism, Domestic, House Work 2 Comments »You’d think we’d have learned after the last farce with B&Q about kitchen doors, but no – Herself found the ones we liked, and ordered them from Ballsup and Quit. And the delivery was due today…
Oh dear, oh lord, oh what a to-do. I don’t know quite how to break it to you, gentle reader – so brace yourself.
B&Q delivered everything. On time. And it all appears to be correct – even the kitchen worktops. My gob has never been so smacked.
It looks like (in fairness to them) B&Q have sorted themselves out in the intervening time, and now everything is bar-coded, and checked in a hand-held terminal before it comes off the truck. If there’s stuff missing, the terminal won’t let them make the delivery.
It makes the delivery a lot slower – they were sodding about on the truck for a good twenty minutes before anything came off it at all – but it means we’ve got everything, and it’s all ready to go.
So fair’s fair. In this case, B&Q has definitely improved, and upped it’s game. Despite myself, I’m impressed.
Fatclap
Posted: Mon 16 February, 2009 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »When we got the new back door last week, one of the reasons was to enable us to have a cat-flap again. We had one back in Bracknell, but since moving to Norfolk we haven’t had a catflap at all.
This has meant that Psycho Cat sees us more as skivvies or slaves, who will get up at any time of the night in order to let the little sod out. In fairness, this usually means somewhere around 6 – 6.30 am, which isn’t too bad. However, it’s not been unknown for it to be 3am, or 4am. Which is too bad.
When he’s wanted to go out, the cat has scratched on a chair in the bedroom, which is a woven-willow thing. It’s a noise that is just about guaranteed to wake me up, and he bloody well knows it.
Now, though, we’re finally back to having a catflap. Hindsight says that if we were to ever do this again, replacing the back door with one that’s cat-flap equipped would be a priority task, but well, it wasn’t. Those are, as they say, the breaks. Of course, in the two and a half years we’ve been up here now, Psycho Cat is feigning amnesia about how to operate a catflap.
He’ll learn. He’s not got any other options. We’re not letting him out the front door, or opening the back door for him. He will go through the sodding catflap, if it’s the last thing we do.
In fairness, he’s learning. When he was puking, he went out (and came back in) through it fine. I still had to push him out the first time (and got bitten for my troubles) but after that he seemed to be better about the entire thing.
Femtocells
Posted: Thu 12 February, 2009 Filed under: Geeky, Getting Organised, House Work, Own Business, Thoughts Leave a comment »Is it really geeky to be interested in getting one of these as and when they’re released in the UK?
Basically, it’s an extension of the cellular (mobile) network, connected through broadband, and allowing improved mobile access in phone blackspots. Like – well – our entire house/street.
Yes, geeky as all hell, but still I can see plenty of use for it just where we live…
Building Work – Phase 2
Posted: Fri 6 February, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »The main dollop of building work in the kitchen is now completed – the weird wall and archway are gone, the two semi-rooms are merged together, the ceiling is replastered, and the pipes and wires are all boxed in.
Along the way, we’ve also had to get a new extractor fan/cooker hood thing – the old one had never worked since we moved in, and it turned out to have a bird’s nest in the flue pipe, at which point it all got condemned. We’ve also been able to replace the exterior PIR lights with ones that actually work, and don’t occasionally stay on all night. Oh, and the electrician has sworn (again) at the previous owner’s DIY “skills”. (in the loosest possible sense of the word)
The ropy old sliding back door is yet to be replaced, due to the fact the guy doing the work has developed a dollop of gastroenteritis, which means that sometime next week (probably) we’ll be having the builders back over for a day to take out the old door and put in a bit of replacement wall, and then we’ll have the replacement window and door installed the next day.
Herself was busy yesterday taking the old tiles off the walls in preparation for putting new ones up over the weekend. We’re leaving the floor tiles until next weekend, as (I think) the builders were scared of breaking new floor tiles when they take out the door and put in the replacement wall.
So it’s all going ahead, and we’re getting there. The kitchen looks one hell of a lot bigger now, and it’s all pretty promising really.
Building Work
Posted: Mon 2 February, 2009 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »At home this week, we’ve got the builders in again. This time last year it was the bathroom getting knocked apart and now it’s the turn of the kitchen to get some replanning.
We’ve got a small (useless, space-taking) wall to be knocked down, a tiled floor to come up, a ceiling to be replastered, some pipes to be moved and/or boxed in, a new outside light to be installed, and the poxy horrid sliding backdoor (think sliding patio door, but also one that tips back from the top in order to come out) is being replaced by a window and single door. I think that’s it, but there’s probably other stuff going on as well.
All told, it means that this week is going to be slightly chaotic – and pretty dusty.
Then in a couple of weeks time we’ve got a delivery of new kitchen doors coming, along with worktop (sound familiar?) which will then get fitted and done the following week. (with luck, and assuming that the order comes through a) on time and b) correct. I’m placing no bets on either of those occurrences, let alone both)
So by the end of March we should have a redone kitchen – we’re not doing the full extension in the end, so this will be a replan that makes the place work better, but for about 1/15th of the cost…
Blik Transfers
Posted: Thu 20 November, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Once we’d completed the bathroom work a while ago we had a new blank wall, and were wondering what to do with it. Via some now-unremembered person, I came across Blik wall transfers, and in particular the ones that have been done from designs on Threadless, some of which we loved.
Herself bought two Blik transfers for my birthday, one for the bathroom wall and one for the office.
So the bathroom now has Ambition Killed The Cat on that big blank wall, where it looks fantastic. (And I really must take a photo of it at some point)
The office will have Stone Jungle in black, which I absolutely love – we just haven’t got round to putting it up yet.
We’ve been really impressed with the service from Blik, and the quality of the decals. A couple of the bird decals have taken off some of the paint when they got moved, but that’s more down to the ropy quality of the walls than the fault of the decals themselves. (Plus we didn’t follow the instructions to heat the decal up slightly before moving it, so it’s also more our fault than that of the decals)
Even better, it’s a far easier way of finding something fairly individual for decoration when you don’t have the necessary artistic talent/flair yourself – which certainly applies to me, if not Herself…
Done Tiling
Posted: Mon 17 November, 2008 Filed under: Customer Services, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »I forgot to mention it over the weekend, but Herself completed all the tiling and grouting on Friday morning, and we moved our stuff back into the bedroom on Friday evening.
It all looks fantastic, and it’s great to have another job off the list of things to do. Of course, I’m sure it’ll soon be replaced with other stuff.
Next on the list is to sand down and re-varnish/seal the teak parquet flooring in the hallway. When that’s done (probably before the Festering Season is upon us – or at worst, done in early January) then that’ll be pretty much all the major inside jobs completed – with the exception of the kitchen, which we’re currently thinking about, and debating options.
Oh, and we managed to get the tile-cutter for half-price in the end, because of the blunt cutting wheel. In fairness to HSS, when we do have a complaint, they fix it as soon as possible.
Cutting Tiles
Posted: Fri 14 November, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 5 Comments »As I’ve said before, Herself has taken this week off work as annual leave. One of her main goals during this week has been to do the tiling of the final bedroom floor – we did the floors of the other two bedrooms before we moved in, as well as the living room, and didn’t expect to use the third bedroom for a while, so we didn’t do the tiling there.
Of course, plans then changed, and the second bedroom (which we initially were using) became the office, and so we set ourselves up in the main bedroom with the untiled floor. And so it’s been ever since. Tiling the floor has always been in the plan, it’s just that while we’ve been using it, well, the tiling hasn’t happened.
So earlier this week, Herself did all the floor tiles that didn’t need any cutting – the great majority of the work – and we hired an industrial tile-cutter to do the cuts. The tiles, as I may’ve said before, are 10mm thick fully-vitrified ceramic floor tiles – in other words, they’re tough as fuck, and a normal tile-cutter doesn’t even scratch the things. So instead we have to hire the industrial variety with a water-cooled rotating blade – like a bloody big angle-grinder – in order to do the work.
And that’s fine – except when it turns out that the blade supplied with the cutter is, to be polite, blunt as fuck. (That’s far politer than what I was calling it last night)
Amazingly, I only broke two or three tiles with the bloody thing. It was jamming up three or four times per tile, needing to be reversed, or lifted, or pulled out, or sworn at – or all of the above, of course. So all told, the cutting of the (approximately) twenty tiles took nearly three hours, lots of swearing, and me getting piss-wet through (due to the water-cooling of the blade, which is basically just a pumped spray of water) and effing cold. Mid-November is emphatically not the time to be doing tile-cutting in an open garage.
Still, it’s done now – there’s only one more room that’ll need tiling at some point, and that’s the kitchen. But we need to decide what we’re doing in there first, so that won’t be ’til at least the middle of next year. The bedroom looks fantastic, even before the grouting of the tiles is completed, and it’ll make a big difference to the house.
Even better, it means we might be able to go back to sleeping in there tonight, once I/we’ve reassembled the bed, and moved the furniture back in…
Domestic Injuries
Posted: Wed 6 August, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 4 Comments »So yes, yesterday we were supposed to be up in the loft, sorting out insulation and loft boards. The plans changed quite quickly, however, when Herself was coming up the ladder to the loft (I was already up there) and because I wasn’t holding the bottom, it slipped and she came back down to floor level.
Fortunately, she’s not badly hurt – she managed to dislocate two toes, and whacked her elbow quite badly, but that’s the limit of the injuries. The A&E department put the toes back in place, so they’re not too bad now, and it’s more a matter of “just” the bruises now for her to deal with.
And now we’ve added “proper loft ladder” to the purchase list before we go back up there.
Insulated Cavities
Posted: Tue 5 August, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Green, House Work 2 Comments »Today we’ve been getting cavity-wall insulation sorted.
For whatever reason, the previous occupants never bothered with it, so it was something that needed to be done and as a result we got a quote from the HEAT project for doing the cavity-wall, and upgrading the loft insulation.
Theoretically, today was the day for getting both things done, but a small incident with Herself (of which more later) meant that we’ve put off the loft insulation upgrade for a while, but still got the cavity-wall stuff done.
It’s taken a couple of hours, and been bloody noisy, but at least the job’s done now. And once the loft’s upgraded as well, the house should be much warmer (or at least lose a lot less heat) than it did last winter. It’ll be interesting to see what difference it makes, anyway.
Mowing
Posted: Wed 14 May, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green Garden, House Work 5 Comments »Last week, we decided to get someone in to do the mowing of the grass in our garden. It’s something I’ve been doing, but it takes up a large amount of time on a weekend when we could be doing other things – sorting out the veg patch, for example. The entire garden is something like 8,000ft² (roughly 165′ x 65′, which is just over 10,000ft², but there’s other stuff in there than just grass, so I reckon it comes down to about 8,000ft²)
So we got a guy round on Friday to have a look, and he quoted us £30 to do the entire thing – mow it, strim the edges, and clear it all up. Not bad at all – yes sure, we could get someone cheaper (as Lionel pointed out elsewhere) but for the moment we’ll see how we do with this guy.
He turned up yesterday when we were both out, so I came home to a fully mowed garden. And he’s done a fantastic job – everything’s been done, the mowing, the strimming – even the dog toys were tidied away, (with the exception of one tennis ball that died – hardly a worry) and all the clippings plonked into our compost bins.
All in all, £30 well spent, in my opinion. Although we may need to buy a couple more compost bins before long.
Norfolk Weekend
Posted: Sun 13 April, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, Green, Green Garden, House Work, Thoughts Leave a comment »It’s been a funny weekend, really – I haven’t had the time (or inclination) to be writing stuff for D4D™, as we’ve been fairly busy, yet it doesn’t feel like we’ve been busy enough to have a decent excuse.
Still, we’ve been getting a fair amount done.
Friday night was a social evening for a local charity connected (tangentially) to Herself’s work, doing a wine-tasting event – although it was a bit of a bummer to be the designated driver for the evening, as it meant I didn’t get to do any of the tasting!
Saturday sort of slipped away, really – doing a number of housey things, including fitting a new doorbell (we haven’t had one since we moved in, although the old bell-push was still on the door, which led to lots of annoyed delivery people) and just general domestic rubbish – shopping, sorting out plans for the weekend, that kind of thing.
Today we’ve been doing more stuff in the garden, including planting a whole bundle of veg in the veg patch (admittedly, that was mainly Herself) and sorting out some issues with our various water butts and the like. Oh, and I’ve spent some time putting together the basics for a new site, getting it all set up and ready to go.
So – busy, but not massively so. Just a fairly occupied weekend.
Finishing Off
Posted: Sat 8 March, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »This weekend is primarily going to be spent finishing off the main bits in the bathroom. Yes, that means tiling. And painting. Joy.
But still, at least it means it’ll be done. The tiling is the main job (and something Herself is damn good at – I’ll just be being the labour, putting adhesive on tiles, getting covered in grout/adhesive, and that kind of thing) so that’s (hopefully) going to be completed today, and then probably first coats of paint tomorrow.
I’m sure there’ll be other stuff to get done as well, but at least this way we’re getting there, and the job might just be finished off by the time we go away on Friday…
Done and Dusted
Posted: Sun 2 March, 2008 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »At last, the major works on the bathroom are complete – and its a big difference to how it was.
The new suite is installed, the shower’s in, the new cupboards are done, and today we’ve been shoving all the remaining rubbish into a skip, so that’ll be gone tomorrow too.
We’ve still got the tiling and painting to do, as well as putting in a shower curtain, but the massive majority of the work has now been done. It’s a good feeling, and it’s been a massive (and positive) change to the house.
Hopefully now the animals will also calm down again, with all the disruption over and done with.
Bizarre House Work
Posted: Thu 28 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »One thing we didn’t know when we bought this place is just how bad the previous work that had been done on the place really was. As time goes on, we’re realising it more and more.
In the current bathroom work, we’ve found that the floor in there is extremely non-level, and in some places has up to an 8° slope. And the corners aren’t square either. Come to that, neither are the walls. And while I know that’s not down to work done by the previous owners, it’s still a pain in the tits.
As for the work done by the previous owners, some of it is nothing short of bizarre. For instance, because the place was originally built with nowhere near enough power sockets, they had rigged up what amounted to an extension lead with two lots of wall-mounted double sockets coming off it. And they’d done that in just about every room.
There are also under-cupboard lights in the kitchen which were running from a power-feed that should be only going to be boiler. According to the electrician (who went an interesting shade of white when he saw it) that is a serious no-no.
I’ve written about the heating system before, where the wiring and pipework are – what’s the best word? – interesting. Yes, interesting – that’ll just about cover it.
Now in the bathroom we’ve found that they replaced the toilet with a new one (which, incidentally means they chose an avocado-green suite, it wasn’t forced upon them at house-purchase time) and fixed the difference in pipe-sizes with a plastic collar filled with solid cement.
All told, very bizarre people. Still, at least we’re getting these things sorted out slowly but surely.
Waiting
Posted: Wed 27 February, 2008 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »One of the things most guaranteed to drive me crackers (other than the animals in the house, obviously) is when people say they’ll arrive at a certain time, and then not doing so. Particularly when we’re bloody well paying them to be here.
The current plumber is a case in point.
While the work he does is actually bloody good, saying “I’ll be there by 9am” and still not being here (currently) an hour later really fucking annoys me. And fair enough, he’ll probably stay later than 5pm too, but still – I’ve got stuff that I need to go out and do today, and if I’d know he wasn’t going to be here ’til 10am, I’d have gone and done that before he got here.
I suppose I should know all this by now – it was the same last week as well – but all the same, it’s bloody annoying, to say the least.
Oh God, When Will It End?
Posted: Mon 25 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 1 Comment »We’re now in the third week of the work in the bathroom, and it has to be said that the sense of humour is slowly failing. We’re at the point now where we just want it to be over and done with.
I think some of this is because we’re so nearly there – the builder is in today (and possibly tomorrow) to finish things off, then the plumber’s here Wednesday/Thursday to finish off putting in the other bits of the new suite (Sink/pedestal and toilet), and then to move around a couple of radiators. So we should be done by the end of the week.
At that point it’s “just” painting and tiling to be done, but we’re doing those – so we have to choose the colours and buy the tiles. But at least the main dollop of work will be completed.
But really now we just want to time-travel forwards to Friday so that it’s all done and we can get going on our own bits of work.
Building Work – Yet Again
Posted: Thu 21 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »The saga of the re-done bathroom is still ongoing. The plumber came round yesterday in the end – he’d been held back on a previous job which turned into a nightmare, so we’re about 1½ days behind schedule on that score. But the pipework and wiring is now in place for the new shower, the old heating pipes have been chopped out of the floor and capped off (and then covered in cement to level the floor off again – Lord, I hope they don’t leak…) and everything seems to be in place for the work to be done today.
The new bathroom suite is here, arrived at 8:30, and all seems to be intact and ready to go. The bath and shower are the priority items to be done today, and if the rest of the suite gets installed as well, that’s just a bonus.
So we’ll just see how it goes. With a bit of luck, most of the work will be done by the end of today, and then the builder will be in tomorrow to finish off the end of the new wall once the bath is installed, so we’ve got a good smooth finish to it all. You never know, at that point there might even be a photo or two…
Illuminated
Posted: Tue 19 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 1 Comment »Yesterday we had the electrician back in to sort out the lights and so on in the new bathroom. Over the weekend there wasn’t any light in there (well, except for a table lamp that we put in there on an extension lead to tide us over) so it’s been good to get the new light fitting installed and working.
He was also putting in the power for the new shower, and installing a new bathroom cabinet/mirror (it’s got a couple of small low-wattage lights in, hence needing the electrician to install the thing) except that ended up having problems – somehow, the brackets on the inside weren’t aligned, so all the shelves were on a (roughly) 20° slope. Fortunately we’ve been able to get it replaced (the brackets were spot-welded or something to the cabinet, and thus not moveable) but it means that we’ll be having the electrician here again tomorrow to fit it.
We’ve also got the plumber arriving for the rest of the week, changing over radiators, installing the shower, and removing the old radiator pipes from the bathroom floor so we can get it all levelled off and ready for the new flooring at some point.
Progress on the bathroom has been utterly fantastic – we’ve been using it as a kind of testing ground for the builder and his colleagues, so that we know who we’ll use when it comes to the big kitchen extension next year – and so far they’ve passed the test with flying colours.
Building Work – Again
Posted: Fri 15 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »So far, the building work seems to be going pretty well. In fact, other than levelling the floor (which can only be done once the old radiator pipes have been chopped out and sealed) I think they’re going to be finished today.
We get the new bathroom suite delivered next week, and hopefully the plumber will be able to get it all sorted before my parents come up here next weekend. After all, it’s the first time they’ll have seen the place, so it would be nice for them to see it with a working (and vaguely sorted) bathroom. But we’ll just have to wait and see on that one, I suppose.
The changes to the rooms are really impressive though – it’s beginning to feel like we’re actually getting somewhere with it all, even though the room won’t be fully completed for another couple of weeks at least. After all, there’s still the tiling to be done, and the new floor-covering to be put in, as well as painting and generally getting it all finished. But the building work was the big thing that needed doing before anything else could get under way, and that’s the bit that should be pretty much completed today.
Progress, at last.
Building Work – Day Two
Posted: Wed 13 February, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »By the end of Day One, the separating wall was down, all the tiles were off the walls, the shower-cubicle was gone, one of the doorways was blocked up, and the floor was patched-up where the wall had been.
Today, they’re going to be blocking up one of the windows, taking up the tiles on the floor, and a bundle of other things.
In short, the progress has been amazing. Well, to my mind it’s been amazing anyway. We’re really pleased with how things are going, and with the size of the merged room.
Yes, things are going well.
Building Work – In Progress
Posted: Tue 12 February, 2008 Filed under: Animals, Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Well, it’s all happening.
The dividing wall’s gone, one of the doorways is gone and waiting to be blocked up, the shower cubicle is gone. Most of the rubble is also gone. The toilet and sink are still intact, and the bath was knackered anyway, so we don’t care about that.
And Hound is out in the car, barking at horses as they go past…
Fenciful Thinking
Posted: Mon 14 January, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 6 Comments »One of the jobs for this year is going to be the painting of all our garden fence, sheds, compost bins etc. As part of that process, we decided we needed to know how many fence panels and so on we’ve got, so I went out and counted them over the weekend.
Oh dear.
It turns out we’ve got no less than 97 (Yes, ninety-fucking-seven) fence panels to paint. Plus the posts in between them, of course. Then there’s four compost bins, two sheds, a normal gate and a five-bar gate, and (possibly) the chicken coop.
All told, we’ve worked out it’s not going to be far short of 100 litres of creosote/preservative/whatever.
Interior
Posted: Sun 13 January, 2008 Filed under: Domestic, House Work, Photography Leave a comment »And as well as finalising the room moves, we’ve also started the job of putting up various pictures and photos in the house, which has certainly contributed to making it feel more like “home” than “house”.
Hey, it’s only taken six months.
There’s still another fifteen or so photos to put up, but at least we’ve now put up all the ones we had specially framed earlier in the year (And yes, pedants, I do mean 2007) along with a couple of others in other rooms. A big job all told, but it’s started now, which is something at least.
Hallway
Posted: Thu 13 December, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »I’ve mentioned this in passing a couple of times this week, so figured I’d really best get round to explaining.
Up until now, the hallway in our house has been in need of decoration. It was a grungy sludge-green with marks of damp (following on from the pre-purchase flood, mainly- which I realise now I’ve never actually properly written about on here) which made the entire room seem really dark.
It’s always been due for redecoration, but because of other plans it’s been delayed. These other plans included moving the radiator, and installing a new vertical rad instead of the existing horizontal one as we need the wall-space for bookshelves’n’shit. The radiator finally got moved/installed a couple of weeks back, so it became time to do the redecoration.
Obviously the plan was to do the entire thing last weekend, but because of the bell-end neighbours antics Saturday got written off on the decoration front, so it all got a bit delayed. All the same, Sunday was spent getting it all sorted out, and painting the entire room with two coats of white to cover over the grotendous green. All told, it was pretty successful, and just the white made the entire room seem about four times larger than it had been previously.
Then this week we’ve spent two evenings putting on the final colour (one coat per evening) which is a pale yellow. While not my initial choice- I was aiming for something far brighter, and would’ve been wrong- it seems to really work well, so that’s good. And then we’ve also moved in the bookcases, and managed to get all my books onto the shelves, so it looks really good in the hallway now.
Even better, I’ve got all my books back (well, with the exception of the two box-loads that’ll be going to one of the local charity shops) so I’m going to spend the next few weeks re-reading some old friends, some of which I haven’t even seen since November last year. But that’s a post for another time.
It’s another job off the list, and it’s been done by the end of the year, which was always the target. So yes, overall we’re pretty happy with the entire thing.
Power Struggle
Posted: Mon 10 December, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 6 Comments »On Saturday one of our bell-end neighbours decided to cut down one of his trees. In the process, the tree fell in the wrong direction, right into the overhead power lines. Rather than pulling them right down, though, it knocked one loose, which then swung round in the wind and kept on connecting with the other overhead lines, making for a very pretty firework display, and some very dodgy power. Of course, we just turned everything off at the main fuse-board, but it really put the mockers on the plans we’d had for the weekend. (of which more later)
As it turned out, we ended up calling the fire brigade, as the overhead lines were sparking badly, and directly over everyone’s oil tanks – as well as the sparks and arcing happening all the way out to the main road. We’d also called the electricity people at the same time, and generally dealt with everything about it – the bell-end neighbour was worse than useless about the entire thing.
The electricity people took a good three hours to turn up (Tossers) which left the fire brigade and police very pissed-off, but there we go. That’s something for them to deal with. In the end, the power was completely out from 11.30am through ’til 9.30pm. We went out in the end, did a bundle of shopping and so on, so it wasn’t a complete loss of a day, but it was still a complete pain in the arse.
What did amuse us, however, was that once the power was all back on, one of the electricity guys came round to check all was well. We had a chat about the events of the day, and it turns out that bell-end neighbour is in for a right shock- (pardon the pun) because it was his own fault, it’s likely that he’s going to get charged for:
- All the time the electricity people were on site (about seven hours, all told, on weekend rates)
- The cost of the new lines they’ve had to put up
and - The cost of them coming out again to replace all the insulators and gubbins that’re now all scorched and in need of replacement because of the events of the weekend
So in short, he’s going to end up with a bill for a good few thousand pounds, when he could’ve spent £100 and had a tree-surgeon do the work safely.
Ouch.
Plumbing
Posted: Tue 27 November, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »At long last, the next stage of the work we need to do on the house is beginning. After numerous delays, the plumber has arrived today to take out the existing radiator off in the hallway, so that we can paint/decorate the hallway and put some of the bookshelves in.
Once we’re done with the decorating bit, he’ll come back and put in the new vertical rad we bought months ago, in order to keep the hallway warm while now being able to make use of the space that had been taken up by the current radiator.
Of course, it’ll also mean that the hallway is chilly for a while, as we’re not really at home this coming weekend – although I may find time to do some of it on the Sunday while Herself is working at another craft fair thingy. We’ll see.
But at least it’s another job that’ll be off the list by the end of the year – it might be early January before we get the rad reinstalled, but it’ll mean another room completed, and that’s definitely a good thing. It’ll also mean that my books can come in from the garage, and that is a Very Good Thing Indeed.
Five Year Plan: 20% done
Part One – What/How I’ve done
Posted: Sun 4 November, 2007 Filed under: Five Year Plan (now Ten), Getting Organised, House Purchase, House Work, Photography Leave a comment »
So, I’m now one year through that five year plan. Which means that – fucking hell! – I must now be thirty-six. The last six months haven’t been quite so productive as the first six, but that’s because there also turned out to be a lot of other stuff occurring that wasn’t on the initial set of plans. You know, things like “buy house”, “work on house”, “work on garden”, that kind of thing. It’s meant that in some ways I hit a bit of a pause, but in others I’ve been productive as hell.
Of course, the first year was always going to be about groundwork, getting a load of the basics out of the way so that the next two or three years can make more progress. Well, that’s the concept. Whether it’ll work out like that or not, I don’t know.
Anyway, here’s the list that I wrote up for last November 5th, so let’s see how it’s all gone – the comments are in italics, in case you hadn’t guessed…
- Photography
Get a Macro Lens- Get a Wide-Angle Lens
still deciding whether I really need one. Maybe soon. Finish the Portfolio website
Completed, and with extra uploads on a fairly regular basis- Sell/Publish some stuff
Working on it, submitting it, and had one used in the Killarney page of an on-line guide to Ireland, although not for any money. - Join a local club
Still haven’t really found one. There’s a local club, but *shrug* I dunno. Get a decent flash
Done, a Speedlite 580EX- Start aiming to get work and projects
Started, and ongoing. I’ve sent out some initial letters to a couple of places regarding projects, and I’ll be sending out more over the next month or so.
- Writing
- Finish at least one piece of writing
still working on it, although not all that quickly - When a piece is finished submit it to the right people
Reliant on #1 being completed - Just see how things go
- Write more on d4d™? Maybe.
- Finish at least one piece of writing
- Work / Websites
- Build and work on the other ideas I’ve got in my head
working on it, and getting some of them sorted - Work (as always) on smaller sites, and do as many as possible
so far, three new sites launched, as well as the photography portfolio Sort out permanent job for the first part of ’07 while we’re house-buying etc.
All done, and no need to get that nasty ‘proper’ job after all- Redesign d4d™? It’s about time…
Merge lots of hosting accounts into one reseller account, and onto one server
done- Start getting better at invoicing for work done
in progress, and all being done a lot more efficiently - Develop some ideas in partnership with others, and see how they do
In progress – I’ve formed a couple of small collaborations, and they seem (so far) to be working well
- Build and work on the other ideas I’ve got in my head
- Education
Sign up with Open University
initially for a refresher course, and work from there- Look at an official course/qualification in Photography?
Yeah, OK, ‘Education’ is going to be the category that falls off the radar for ’07/’08, I’m afraid – mainly due to motivation issues, but also down to the fact I’m permanently busy doing other stuff. As such, any progress on this one is going to be a way off in the future
- Other
Restart the Archery once we’ve moved
Made all the enquiries, booked to go and do it, but not yet got round to attending. I suck.Move to NorfolkSort out work in NorfolkBuy houseStart work on house, garden- I must say here, Herself has been the prime organiser of most (if not all) of the stuff below. We’ve got a long way so far, and there’s still a long way to go, but most of it is down to Herself’s organisation rather than mine
Wood BurnerWood PileMaking house initially liveable-inInitial sort out of garden, lawn, veg patchDealing with various electrical issues etc.
Get Planning Permission for house alterationsGet Building Regs for hourse alterations
all doneBuy a car
Bought, insured, taxed, driven it for about 10,000 miles already
Garden Guff
Posted: Sat 20 October, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Yes, today has been spent back out in the garden, straightening up an existing pergola, and then putting decking at the bottom of it, along with an extra dollop of decking to one side.
Obviously, we have help this weekend. Herself wouldn’t trust me to do this by myself – and with good reason, I’d have screwed it up royally. Hell, there’s still time.
Already we’ve found one problem, which is that with the decking in place, the floor level in the pergola is raised to the point where I run the risk of whacking my head into the pergola roof/rafters/beams/whatever the hell they’re called. Oops. I’ll just have to be careful, won’t I?
Still, it’s all gone OK, so that’s something.
Building Regs
Posted: Tue 25 September, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work 1 Comment »So we got told yesterday that the Building Regs application for the stuff we’re wanting to do on the house has been approved.
It means we can now start to go ahead with knocking the current bathroom and toilet rooms together- and removing all the bloody horrible green tiles and avocado bathroom suite. Ah, the 70s, don’t you just love them?
I don’t yet know exactly when we’ll go ahead with the work- we’ve got to find a reliable plumber first, which appears to be quite a challenge in itself- but at least this is the final stage for the moment in getting everything organised and ready to go. Happy day.
Of course, once the work starts we’ll still have some kind of site visit to organise with the Building Regs people, but that’s a way down the line yet. For now, well, it’s just good that we’ve got everything we need (except for the bloody plumber) in order to get us started when we’re ready.
New Seeds
Posted: Sun 2 September, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Green Garden, House Work 1 Comment »We’re already getting organised for next year when it comes to the veg garden, greenhouse, and the decision about getting chickens.
Last week I went to the Real Seed Company, and ordered (among other things) some chocolate brown sweet peppers and some fluorescent purple chilli peppers. They should both be interesting – this year we’ve had massive success with normal chillis, and did OK on the bell peppers, although they weren’t great, and had a nasty reaction to sporadic watering.
Over the winter, we’re going to be making some additions and alterations to the greenhouse we inherited from the previous owners. It needs new shading put up, the automatic vent openers need replacing, and all that kind of general maintenance guff. Should be fun.
And yes, we’re even thinking of getting some chickens. It won’t be ’til Spring now, but that gives us some time to do some planning, get things in place, and all that kind of thing. We got a couple of books this week, so it should be interesting to see how things go.
Bank Holiday
Posted: Mon 27 August, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »- Mowed the lawn
- Changed the wilderness at the far end into something that will one day be a chicken run, and then into another veg patch
- Dug up two full rows of potatoes, and one full row of carrots
- Moved a whole dollop of wood from the driveway to the woodpile – now it just needs to be cut up
- Did some shopping
- Visited the garden centre
- Put together two new compost bins
- Connected up the new water butt to the other two
- Tested the new site for work, that’s releasing on Wednesday
There’s probably a couple of other things as well, but I just can’t think what they are right now.
Practicality
Posted: Tue 24 July, 2007 Filed under: Cynicism, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Over the weekend, we got a lot of small (but necessary) jobs done, some of which I found to be really quite satisfying. It has to be said, I’m about as practical as a teapot made of salt, so it’s been good to have done some practical “DIYish” tasks that’ve gone smoothly, and had good results, rather than my normal disastrous attempts.
One example of this was that we put the rotary washing-line thing back in the garden. And this time we used a different base, so it went in straight. I don’t know how, but the first time I’d done it with one of those poxy ground-spear things, it’d gone in straight up ’til about halfway in- I know it had, I’d checked it with a spirit level – but by the time it was all the way in, it was angled at about 30° Not ideal, as you can imagine – and it also meant I bore a certain amount of piss-taking about the entire thing being utterly skew-whiff.
The new base we got was one that screwed in to the ground – much easier to do, until the last couple of revolutions, at which point it became quite tough, and the supplied lever wasn’t really up to the job. Still, application of another length of steel through the handle rectified that – if there’s one thing I do understand when it comes to DIY, it’s what leverage and/or fulcrums can do.
Secondly – and this was something that I hadn’t previously screwed up – was the installation of two more water-butts, along with downpipe-diverters, so that water coming down the drainpipe from the guttering gets diverted into the water-butt, until it’s full and then it goes back down the drain. All very clever, I’m sure. Thankfully I didn’t design the bloody things, I just fitted them.
And it was remarkably simple. Worryingly so, in fact – which meant that neither I nor herself actually trusted them to be done correctly until we’d emptied a two-litre bottle of water into each gutter. But lo, they worked perfectly first time.
Even more satisfyingly, having installed them on the Saturday morning, when I checked them on the Sunday following the rainy Saturday night, the butts were full. 100L in 24 hours. Not bad at all. Even if it does mean we’ve now had to buy some more, and they’ll be getting connected together to the current ones once they arrive.
Domestic Overload
Posted: Thu 19 July, 2007 Filed under: D4D™, Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Thoughts 1 Comment »Over the last couple of months, D4D™ has become a bit boring, I’m afraid. It’s primarily due to the fact that most of my waking (Yes, that’s waking – dirty-minded bastards) hours are currently occupied with either work or the new house, along with the odd side-track off into photography and/or introspection.
I definitely will be returning to the world of random outspouts, but well, not just yet. Sorry about that.
For now though. I’m aware of the issue, and looking into it. Normal service will resume as soon as possible. Probably. Before that, though, there still may be a couple of ‘before and after’ shots of the house. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Decorative
Posted: Mon 16 July, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »We managed to paint the next bedroom completely over the weekend. Initially it had been done with one wall in navy blue, and three in manky lilac, which meant that first of all we needed to do two coats of white (“one coat” is – to be honest – a fucking lie) to set up a decent base, and then two coats of the paint we’d chosen (One by Crown, called ‘Crochet’, not that anyone cares) and all’s now done.
All told it looks pretty good. We need to do the white glosswork still, which is tonight’s job. And then we get the new bed, matress and bedside furniture on Tuesday afternoon.
This way, we’ll now have space for guests – fortuitous, when you consider we’ve got the out-laws staying here this weekend…
The Good Life
Posted: Wed 4 July, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work, Plots & Green Stuff Leave a comment »Thankfully, it’s not just me who’s ended up taking on too much work this year – Herself did much the same thing.
Because of the time delays in the house purchase, a lot of the plants that had been started off at the old place either didn’t make it into the ground in time to be useful this year, or everything went in at once (particularly with regard to the stuff in the veg patch) so we’ve ended up letting a lot of it go over. Not intentionally, but just with so much other stuff going on, the veg patch ended up coming last on the list.
As a result, we spent some of last weekend just pulling up a lot of the stuff that’d gone over, or even died, and sticking it on the compost heaps. It’s a bit sad to see stuff just going on the heap, but in this case it was the only valid option. And I suppose it’ll have the side effect of making for decent compost for the new year.
And at least we know for sure that the ground there is fertile and decent, which means that next year we’ll be able to get a lot of decent stuff done. We’ll spend a bit more time planning it though, and hopefully by then we’ll have a fair amount more disposable time where we can do the garden stuff, rather than trying to mix it in with all the house work, moving, painting, tiling, work co-ordination and the like.
House Progress
Posted: Sat 23 June, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »There’s been a fair amount of progress this week on the house as well, thank God. It’s been a mentally busy week all round, so it’s good that we’ve also got stuff done domestically. Most of it’s been done by Herself, while she’s between jobs, and it’s looking good.
As it is, she has / we have :
- Painted the living room (2 coats)
- Cut all the remaining tiles for the living room floor (about 40, all told)
- Laid the tiles
- Finally got a start date from EDF for the moving of the power supply coming to the house (not much of a move, but still cost £400)
- Stripped off the (truly nasty) border in the office, and painted the walls
- Sorted out a plumber to come and move radiators etc.
- Got new blinds installed in all the rooms at the front of the house
I’m sure there’s some other things as well, but right now I just can’t remember them. But then, I’m crap – as we all well know.
Billing 2
Posted: Fri 15 June, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »And wouldn’t you just know it, two days after writing about not getting bills, the electrician’s bill arrived on the doorstep.
There is such a thing as tempting fate, obviously…
Billing
Posted: Wed 13 June, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »One thing that people in Norfolk seem to be really bad at is sending out bills. In some ways this is good, but in others it’s a bit of a worry, in that I have this nagging suspicion they’re somehow all going to land on the doormat on the same day.
As it is, we haven’t yet been invoiced for anything by the architect we’ve used, despite the fact we’re now on the final third of the work, and were told we’d have had two invoices by now. So far – nothing.
The electrician finished off his work three weeks ago, and we’ve still had no contact from him at all about bills. The plasterer gave us his invoice the day he finished, and he’s been paid already – same with the guy who did the fencing in the garden for us. But the (admittedly incompetent) company who (eventually) installed the wood-burner haven’t sent anything, even when we’ve been in contact since in order to get replacements for the parts of the burner that were missing when they installed it.
It’s very strange. But, as I said, I’m sure they’re all going to send them in at the same time. Life’s like that.
Planning
Posted: Tue 12 June, 2007 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »On Friday, the first stage of our planning application for the extensions to the new place passed through. So far as we know, no-one has complained or lodged an objection to our plans – the notice went up outside our place three weeks ago, and the deadline for objections was Friday.
According to the relevant website information (It’s great, being able to track the application online, and know what’s coming up) we should get the final approval through around July 9th. It’s not the fastest of processes, but that’s the “joy” of dealing with local authorities.
In fairness, it’s also quite a lot faster than I’d been led to expect. In the previous place, our neighbour told us he’d made the initial application for planning permission back in January, and the council hadn’t even processed it ’til the start of April. In fact, his notice about plans, and the request for objections went up only a couple of weeks before ours.
So far, we’ve been lucky (or organised, I’m not sure which) in that we’ve had an architect draw up the plans, and do the planning submission for us. It means he’s known what we want, and how to get it through planning permission. And if it goes through without a hitch, well then, I will consider his fees (when he eventually sends us a bill) will be well worth it.
Moving House
Posted: Fri 25 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 1 Comment »Today, we’re moving house. It should be fairly pain-free (with luck) – although most of it involves relying on other people to do stuff. (I’m looking at you, BT)
Of course, if BT don’t do their thing, I’m going to be offline for the weekend. We’ll see.
Preparations
Posted: Thu 24 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Well, we’re just about ready.
The dog’s doped to the eyeballs, Psycho Cat is in a basket and ready for transportation. The current place is pretty much packed now – only the PC, desk, and stereo that really need doing now.
And then tomorrow it’s all happening.
At long bloody last.
Planning Process
Posted: Tue 22 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »It’s been interesting to see this weekend about the way the government is planning to change the planning application process. Of course, it’s going to come in too late for us, as we made our planning application for extensions to the new place last week.
In some ways I think it’s good that the process is being relaxed, and made easier to navigate. But at the same time I can see that it’ll have problems – and the potential for some really nasty extensions, conservatories and the like to go up over the next few years.
With the work we’ll be doing, we’ve had an architect design it, and get things done for the requirements of both Planning and Building Regs. It’s not overly cheap – ut does mean that we should get permission a lot quicker than if we’d drawn the plans ourselves, made errors etc. The plans went through two revisions in order to get everything right- partly just where things hadn’t been understood the first time round, but also partly because as we were in the house more, we had other ideas about how things would work, or how they should be laid out.
It’s not been quick – we first spke to the architect back in February, and the plans were finally completed and submitted at the start of May. But as soon as the planning aplication had been made, it was in the system, the notice went up outside our place last Friday, and people have three weeks to object to our (very unintrusive) plans.
By comparison, though, our neighbour in the current house submitted his planning request back in January, and only got the acknowledgement of it at the end of April – and that’s when the notice went up outside his place. So while he’s drawn up his own plans and (I assume) made errors that have had to be rectified etc. before the process was completed, ours have gone in and been processed on the first try.
Of course, we still won’t have the go-ahead for a while yet. After the three-week period for objctions, they’ve still got to be approved, and (I think) go through the local council as well for approval. So I’d be surprised if we had anything confirmed fully much before the end of July.
Still, at least it’s all going through now, so we’re still making progress with things. Would it be quicker without having to go through the planning malarkey? Yes. Would we still have used an architect for the plans? Yes. But I can see that a lot of people wouldn’t bother, and would likely just hire a builder to come and do what they want. Which might work out, but I’d certainly have my reservations about it.
Working Hard – Day Two
Posted: Sun 20 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »- Tiling
- Grouting
- Moving stuff around
- Walking Hound for a good couple of miles
- Playing with Hound while doing all the other stuff in the house
- Tidying the garage, so we’ve room for storing stuff
- Moving 52 packs of tiles
- And 11 20kg bags of adhesive
- Putting loads of stuff on the compost
- And probably a bundle of other stuff as well
For some reason, posts may be light today. Cant think why…
Working Hard
Posted: Sat 19 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »It’s the last weekend before we move in, so today is being spent cutting tiles for the floors – we’ve hired a beast of a machine for cutting them, which definitely makes life a bit easier all round.
As it is, the main tiles for the two bedrooms we’ll be using (one as a bedroom, one as an office) were done a couple of weekends ago, so we’re doing all the tiles now that need to be cut to size – and as Herself has been asked to work this afternoon, we’ll get all the cuts done today, and they’ll be laid tomorrow morning.
I’m home for a quick mid-day break before going back up to the house to do the last few tiles. A break was most definitely necessary – the tile cutter is an absolute beast, I’m covered in tile dust, and my ears are ringing like a bell.
But (as always) at least it feels like we’re getting somewhere.
One Week To Go
Posted: Fri 18 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Purchase, House Work 1 Comment »This time next week, we’ll be moving to the new house. And about bloody time, too.
The time between completing the purchase and actually moving in has been well spent, though – as detailed previously, there’s been a lot of work done, with workers in and around the house pretty much all the time – if we’d moved in before all this, we’d have been living in a bombsite for the last month, and Hound would be absolutely orbital. So it’s for the best that we’ve delayed moving ’til now.
But at the same time it’s been hard work, and it’s felt like being in limbo. Just about every night, and pretty much every spare moment, we’ve been up at the house dealing with stuff, or organising stuff to happen. It’s been enormously busy, and I can’t deny that I’ll be happy to just be in the place – at least we won’t be having to travel between houses (even though it’s a short distance really, only about five miles each way) every day, and so we’ll have more time to get things done ourselves.
Oh, and more time to walk Hound round the local fields – in that context, we’ll be back to how we were in Bracknell, with the poxy idiot getting taken out pretty much every morning at some ungodly hour before I go to work. On that score, Attleborough is bloody horrible for dog-walking (again, as I’ve said before) with no decent places for a stupid collie to run, without either a) walking for half an hour first to get to the playing field, or b) getting in the car to go past the railway station to the playing field.
From next Friday, though, we’ll be moved in, and will have a field roughly 30 seconds away. (Five seconds, if Hound ever escapes…)
I can’t wait.
Carnival of Workmen
Posted: Thu 17 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Getting Organised, House Work Leave a comment »Up at the new house this week, there’s been a real parade of work going on.
By the end of today, the electrics will be all sorted – all the new lights, the new fuseboard, replaced switches, and fittings. The sockets have all been done, fitted properly into the walls. (instead of bizarre extension leads with double sockets on the end) There’s proper cable runs for things like the TV aerial cables so that it all goes in channels in the walls rather than being stapled to the walls. It looks smart.
The fireplace is gone – ripped out last Friday and blocked over – and the blockwork has been plastered over, ready for the wood-burning stove to go in next week. The various bits of wall where the electricians have been working have also been plastered over.
The fencing in the back garden is now done, and is all consistent, rather than suddenly changing from 6′ fence panels to manky plastic latticework. It feels more consistent, more complete, more ours.
The boiler has been serviced, and has been pronounced to be well, healthy, and OK despite not having been serviced for a good couple of years before now. (Another thing the fucking vendors lied about – and that’s a long list, believe me)
We’ve still got some radiators that need moving, and some plumbing odds and sods. We still need to finish off the floor tiles, too. That’s a job for this weekend, and probably next weekend too.
It’s not long now ’til we move in, but things are progressing nicely…
Changed Address
Posted: Wed 16 May, 2007 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, House Work 1 Comment »At bloody last, my poxy bank has managed to change my address details.
It’s only taken three weeks.
In other news, the credit cards and so on that I have all managed it instantly, online. Even sending off the driving licence parts to Swansea and getting new updated documents back took less time.
Truly impressive.
Electrical Work
Posted: Mon 14 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »So, today the electrician is starting work on the new house – new lights, new fusebox, new switches, new sockets, the normal gubbins.
At the same time, the guy from EDF Energy is coming to survey the work we want EDF to do in order to move the meters and supply round the corner.
Hopefully this means I can organise it so that electrician shall speak unto electrician, rather than the un-techie me having to act as middle-man in conversations between them.
Regardless, though, it’s another step along the line of getting work done before we move in. Definitely A Good Thing.
Progression
Posted: Fri 11 May, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Today, we’re another step along the way to getting the new house at least somewhat sorted before we move in (in two weeks’ time – eek!)
The people installing the wood-burning stove have turned up to do the initial stuff, knocking out the old fireplace and back-boiler, and getting things ready for installing the stove itself a week on Monday.
Yesterday we got the boiler serviced, (and I really must think about sorting out an oil delivery sometime soon) and also got a quote for moving a couple of radiators in the house, which is another couple of jobs off the list.
I’m also sorting out mail redirection today so that it’ll be in place for when we move. All part of the fun and games.
But at least we’re getting there, and should be at least in the vicinity of sorted for the 25th…
Moving Numbers
Posted: Thu 3 May, 2007 Filed under: Customer Services, Getting Organised, House Work, Thoughts 1 Comment »Yesterday I called BT about us moving house, and organising the (hopefully) seamless transfer of phone and broadband from where we are now to where we will be, and all on the day we move.
Which is going to be the 25th May, just in case anyone cared/wanted to know.
It shouldn’t be a problem, as we’re only moving roughly six miles, and will still be in the same area code – but no, we won’t be able to keep the current phone number. Apparently we’re going to be on a different exchange, and this throws a spanner in the works for keeping our existing phone number.
I don’t care, particularly, but it just seems strange that BT can’t manage the (on the surface) simple thing of keeping the phone number if you move within the same phone area code. Apparently it’s fine if you’re staying on the same exchange, but it’s a no-no if you’re moving exchange. Mind you, it’s not like there’s going to be someone using that number on the different exchange, is it?
Maybe I need some landline phone expert to educate me a bit on this one…
Skip #3
Posted: Mon 30 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Over the weekend (and mainly on Sunday, to be fair) we filled another 4ft³ skip, this time just with garden rubbish – dead plants, rubbish, and general crap. There’s a little bit more to be done (that joy will be tonight) and then the skip can go off to wherever skips go when they’re full.
And yes, in theory we could’ve taken it all to the local(ish) tip to be added to their garden waste area, but well, it would’ve taken at least five journeys, and a fortune in green plastic bags. So a skip made more sense.
For now, the garden is currently pretty much sorted. Which means we move on to the house, and doing some of the stuff that needs doing before we move in at the end of May. That means fun stuff like doing the floor tiles for three rooms, and getting everything ready for the end of the month.
It’s all coming together quite nicely, thankfully.
Card Processing
Posted: Fri 27 April, 2007 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, House Work, Thoughts 2 Comments »One of the jobs that needs doing on the new house is to get the electricity supply and meter moved. Because of the region we’re in, we have to use EDF Energy.
Yesterday we got the quote for the work – some £320 or so – and advice on how to pay it. Of course, we want this done ASAP, so I call up their call centre to use a credit card to pay for it. Ho hum.
Anyway, I (eventually) get through – after 25 minutes on hold – and go through the credit card malarkey with the person on the other end. All fine – I’m never overly happy about giving over credit card details on the phone, but yadda yadda, could be worse. Until the end of the call…
“OK, I’ll take these details over to my supervisor, she’ll key them in, and we’ll get this done for you.”
“Woah! You mean you’ve not been doing this directly into the system?”
“No, we write it all down, then pass it on to our supervisor who’s authorised to enter the details. It’s security, you see.”
“OK, put me through to your supervisor NOW, please”
So I get through to the supervisor, who goes through the process again. She can’t understand why I have a huge problem with giving all my credit card details – including the security number on the back –and address details, and having some divvy little git writing them down before processing them. Then I say “Well, how would you feel if you called somewhere, and they did this with your credit card?”.
“Ah, I see your point. Well, all the paperwork is destroyed afterwards.”
“OK, and what’s to stop – say – one of your call takers from bringing in a sheet of carbon paper (I know, low-tech) , so they write the details down, and at the same time the carbon paper means a duplicate copy has been taken. Do you check for things like that?”
“Um. No.”
It’s all been done now, but I’ll be keeping a close eye on the card account over the next couple of weeks. And writing a snotty letter to EDF Energy about this method of payment processing…
Advance Warning
Posted: Wed 25 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, Green, House Work, Thoughts 4 Comments »Now here’s a thing that’ll strike fear in the hearts of any sane individuals who read D4D™ on a regular basis…
Because we’ve bought a wood burner, over time we’re going to need logs. It’s a logical thing, I know. Now, obviously it’s better if you can source your own supply of logs, or combine with other people in the area, in order to source that supply. Apparently, these groups are called ‘chainsaw groups’ who will go out, and deal with a tree between them.
You can see where this is going, can’t you?
Yes, at some point this year I’m going to be taking a course to learn how to properly use a chainsaw. And, probably, buying one.
And if that concept isn’t enough to engender fear in your heart, you probably need to go see someone.
Gardening
Posted: Sun 22 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 2 Comments »This weekend we’ve spent time in the garden, getting a lot of it sorted. Not just Herself and I, but also the in-laws, all helping out.
We’ve managed to:
- put in a base for a new shed
- built and installed the shed
- bought, set up and used a petrol mower for the garden
- in the greenhouse
- stripped it out
- covered the floor of it in anti-weed membrane,then in pea shingle
- reinstalled all the staging on one side at a decent height
- removed two (small) trees that weren’t doing well
- built two compost bins, and started using them
In additon, the rest of the poxy Anaglypta® wallpaper is now gone from the house.
Oh, and we’ve decided on the woodburner we want, (the Elegance 200) along with the hearth-stone and back plate (both slate), and generally just got stuff sorted out.
All very successful. If knackering.
House Stuff
Posted: Fri 20 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 1 Comment » I’m only doing a half-day at work today, then heading off to the new house. We’ve got people coming round to show us a couple of wood-burners for the living room, and to see what needs doing to the place in order to accommodate one. It’s something we both want to have in the place, so with a bit of luck it shouldn’t be a great problem. *crosses fingers*
Alongside that, we’ve also got the new garden shed being delivered at some point today (“Yes, Sir, it’ll be there some time between 7am and 7pm – if you’re not going to be there, can you leave a note on the front door, authorising us to leave it. No, we can’t just tell the delivery driver to leave it, you have to give your written authorisation.” So why not just advertise we’re not moved in yet? Fuckin’ twunts)
Over the last week, we’ve also taken delivery of:
- All the floor tiles for the house, as well as necessary tile adhesive, grout etc. – which came on two pallets
- A small toolstore
- A 400litre water butt
- Two wooden compost bins
- Oh, and had a visit from an electrician, checking out what we’re planning on doing with the place.
Because of the shit-for-brains way that the fusebox and main electrical supply is located (which has to be seen to be believed, but is basically boxed-in at the side of a kitchen unit, so that it’s pretty much inaccessible) it means that we’re also going to have to move the supply, and fusebox. Which means getting the electricity supplier involved, as it’s supply-side rather than domestic-side. Oh good, that’ll be fun. But the wheels have been set in motion this week on that one too.
All told, things are going pretty well. We’ve had the place two weeks, that’s all, and we seem to have managed to get a lot done.
Initially the plan was to be moving in next weekend, but from the way things are going – and the work that still needs doing all over the place – I think we’re now looking at the end of May to move in to the place. It means we can get the electrical stuff done, the flooring in living room and two bedrooms (which is pretty much all the rooms that won’t be having something done to them – the only other room that’s unaffected by our plans is the hallway!) and hopefully also get the wood-burner installed before we go in.
That’s the plan, anyway. We’ll just have to see how things pan out.
Knackered
Posted: Sun 15 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »I’ve been up at the new house again this weekend, and in that time I’ve
- ‘Pruned’ (AKA annihilated) a buddleia, right back to first growths, which has left it roughly 10% of the original size. This is A Good Thing
- Tidied a lot of the garden, and chopped up the remains of the annihilation for use on the wood-burner when we have that installed
- Removed 11m² of poxy bloody laminate flooring and underlay
- Removed 18.5m² of manky lino floor tiles
In addition there’s been all the normal domestic stuff – shopping, walking Hound, playing with Hound in the new garden etc. etc.
And now, I have to say, I’m totally bloody knackered. Which is fair.
B&Q – Another Attempt
Posted: Sat 14 April, 2007 Filed under: B&Q, Customer Services, House Work 11 Comments »I forgot to say at the time, (although I did mention it in the summary of the week) but when we were checking out quotes and costs for getting floor tiles for the house – a large task, but one that makes a lot of sense in the long run- we decided to brave B&Q again. After all, I’ve slagged off their home delivery service and website, and the comments from various B&Q employees on there have all made out that the people in the store are a lot better.
Now bear in mind I didn’t go in with the attitude “B&Q are shit” or any preconceptions – and also bear in mind that we’ll be going back later for some of the things we do want, which we’ve seen there for decent prices.
Anyway, we’re looking for (at the time – the specs changed slightly later on) roughly 126m² of floor tiles. That equates to One Fuck Of A Lot of tiles. About a thousand tiles, depending on the tile size (obviously) and when you take into account the amunt of tile adhesive and grout we want as well, we’re talking somewhere around the £2-2,500 mark.
We see a tile type we like, and (when we eventually find one) ask a member of the staff team whether it’s possible to buy one tile to take home to check we like the things when they’re in situ.
“Oh, I dunno, snomydeparmen. I’llgoantryanfinesommunwhoknows” Roughly translated, this works out as “Oh, I don’t know. Sorry, it’s not my department. Wait here, and I’ll go and try to find someone who does know, and may be able to help you“. I think.
We wait.
Eventually he comes back with someone else.
“We don’t do sample tiles. It’s not policy”
“We’re not wanting to just take one, we’re quite happy to pay for it”
“We don’t do sample tiles. It’s not policy. You can buy a complete box, and bring it back for a refund”
“We don’t want a box. We just want one tile so we can see how it looks. Look, here’s one that’s seperate, so you don’t even need to break open a pack”
“We don’t do sample tiles. It’s not policy.You can buy a complete box, and then bring it back for a refund”
“Look, we’re going to be buying a hundred and twenty five square metres of these tiles. We would like to buy this one seperate tile, so we can see how it looks in the place before buying two grands worth of tiles, plus adhesive and grout”
You guessed it.
“We don’t do sample tiles. You can buy a full box, then return it if you don’t like them”
“OK, so for want of this one seperate tile, you’re prepared to lose a sale of about two thousand pounds?”
“We don’t do sample tiles”
“Can I speak to your manager please? I’d just like them to know why they’re going to lose this amount of business”
“I am the manager” (Aye, right)
“OK, then. You’ve just lost our business, because you won’t let us buy this one tile, because it’s ‘not policy’. That’s two grand (roughly) plus all the adhesive, tile grout and so on. Nice work.
He did let us have the tile in the end, once we’d started walking away. Amazing what that’ll do, just demonstrating that actually yes, you can find other places, and that B&Q aren’t the be-all and end-all of the business. I’m not quite sure what the ‘policy’ is that he was quoting, but I suspect it’s “B&Q have a policy of not wanting large dollops of business. Piss off to a proper place instead”
Unsurprisingly, we won’t be going with them for the tiles. And yet again it gives the lie to all those commenters who say that the staff in-store at B&Q are really helpful and do their best to help anyone who asks.
Aye, right. 200% of fuck-all is still fuck-all.
House Progress
Posted: Thu 12 April, 2007 Filed under: Getting Organised, House Work 2 Comments »It’s now a week since we collected the keys for the house, and so far progress has been pretty good. Obviously there’s still a long way to go, but for the first week, yeah, I think we’re generally happy with what’s happened so far.
In that week we’ve:
- Cleared out the garage of existing crap
- Got rid of a mahogany-veneer flatpack monstrosity, horrific 80s brick/stone/concrete fireplace, carpet, and underlying lino floortiles in the living room
- Removed all the old damp carpets from the other rooms
- Stripped half the poxy fucking Anaglypta® wallpaper in the hallway and half the easy-to-remove stuff in the living room
- Measured all the rooms, and the garden (a mere 165ft x 50ft) and drawn up basic plans for what goes where etc.
- Talked to the architect regarding the plans he sent through, and sent back amendments
- Sorted out a new account with water board (surprisingly painless) and electricity provider (also surprisingly painless)
- Filled a 6ft³ skip with crap frm the house, had that collected, and replaced it with a 4ft³ one
- Contacted a decent local electrician (the joy of contacts in the area)
- Found a potential supplier/installer for the wood-burner we plan to put in – and decided on the types of wood-burner we want to see when they come over
and - Had quotes from three places for the floor tiles we want (including a wonderful argument in B&Q), found a place with a good price and placed the order – for 116m² of tiles, plus all the adhesive and grout
So yeah,, not bad at all.
Tonight, and over the coming week we plan to :
- Meet the electrician, and get a quote
- See the stoves/wood-burners, and get a proper quote on how much it’ll cost
- Sort out the veg-patch area of the garden (Herself’s domain)
- Strip all remaining wallpaper
- Get rid of poxy cheap laminate flooring in hallway
- Decide what to do with the teak parquet flooring that’s underneath it
- (Hopefully) Take delivery of all the floor tiles etc.
- Work out the poxy boiler/heating/hot-water system, which is currently tits-up
- (Hopefully) Get the boiler checked out and serviced
- Deal with meter readings etc. for the electricity account (I’ve done it twice and lost the notes on both occasions)
and probably another couple of things I can’t currently remember.
Not busy at all, then…
Job Done
Posted: Wed 11 April, 2007 Filed under: House Work Leave a comment »Yes, the fireplace is no more. It took another hour and a half to get rid of the last bits, and the lumpy dollops of concrete that remained.
The combination of 4lb lump hammer and cold chisel, along with judicious use of a wrecking bar meant that most of it came out one hell of a lot easier than the first bit. But the concrete lumps were still a bastard.
Now for the poxy laminate. (Well, tomorrow, anyway)
New Tools
Posted: Tue 10 April, 2007 Filed under: House Work 2 Comments »Last night, I bought some new tools for use while sorting out the house over the next few days.
These included:
- A 4lb lump hammer
- an 18″ wrecking bar
- another cold chisel
- a 15″ levering bar (I can’t remember the full correct title for it, but it’s a flat version of a wrecking bar)
and - a pair of decent work-gloves for my poor delicate little hands that’ve never done a day’s physical labour in their lives. *ahem*
The remains of the fireplace are going to regret those purchases, I tell you now…
Day Four (of four)
Posted: Mon 9 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Not a lot been done on the house today – mainly because of social plans, but also because it’s good to have a day where we’re not working on it solidly.
At the same time, though, I’ve bought a decent lump hammer and wrecking bar (crowbar, prybar, whatever) in order to finish off that poxy fireplace as well as getting rid of laminate, lino floor tiles and the like in other places.
In addition, we’ve decided on the necessary amendments to the plans sent to us by the architect, and checked up on some suppliers, and ordered some brochures.
All in all, we’re just getting sorted for the next weeks or so of work.
Day Three (of four)
Posted: Sun 8 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »Jesus, I’m knackered. Today’s been busy, and we’ve got a lot done.
Before After
That’s the living room, before and after. The fucking horrid fireplace is all but gone, although it’s been an utter bastard. Whichever genius put the thing in appears to have put the rocks/bricks about six inches in front of the wall, and then filled the gap with concrete/cement. It’s a serious bit of kit – or at least it was.
We’ve also stripped half the wallpaper from the hallway – it’s fucking Anaglypta, and an utter, utter cunt to get rid of – and half the wallpaper in the living room as well. Although (as the photos show) it’s also taken a whole chunk of plaster with it. But that wall needed reskimming anyway once the fireplace is removed completely.
Tomorrow is going to be quiet, as we’re doing social stuff instead of working at the house. And now I’m off for a shower, because I’m fucking filthy, ache all over, and aim to collapse for the evening soon after.
Day Two (of four)
Posted: Sat 7 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work Leave a comment »We haven’t done as much on the house today, although we’ve still been hugely busy.
We’ve visited various tile places – having done the measuring yesterday, we now know how many we need, so it’s all been about finding out what the right tiles will be, and how much it’ll cost for a huge number of them. (as well as what kind of discounts we can get) And it now looks like we’ll know what we’re getting, where from, and how much for. All rather reassuring.
Of course, now we just need to order it all – but that can’t happen ’til Tuesday, as the place won’t be open until then.
We’ve also checked out some lighting places and DIY places for the things we want.
And a chunk of the manky 80’s style fireplace is now gone – well, it’s on the floor at the moment, but it’s certainly no longer attached to the wall, which is definitely A Good Thing.
Day One (of four)
Posted: Fri 6 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Work 2 Comments »Well, that’s been busy.
- Removed all crappy faux stone garden ‘decorations’. The fuckin’ bizarre people who were there before had fairies, owls, foxes, rabbits, pigs, frogs, and a couple of dodgy statue things. They’ve all been committed to the skip.
- All the horrific 70s-style carpets have been removed, as well as the underlay – still (as we suspected) wet from the leak/flood we had back in February, so they’re in the skip
- The remaining lump of furniture has been kicked apart (MAN, that was fun) and chucked in the skip
- The garage has been emptied of all the left-over crap – it’s still got an amount of stuff in it, but that stuff should be at least useful
and, finally, - the entire house and garden has been measured properly, so we know what we’re dealing with.
We’ve filled a six m³ skip with stuff – OK, there’s still some room for stuff like the carpet gripper rods and the like, and for a few other odds and sods, but still, it’s pretty much filled.
It’s been a busy day, but really pretty successful.
Mind you, we’re both utterly knackered now…
Four Days
Posted: Fri 6 April, 2007 Filed under: Domestic, House Purchase, House Work Leave a comment »The completion of the house purchase came in just in time.
It’s meant that – oh, lucky us, oh frabjous day – we’ve got the four-day Easter weekend to do some of the initial work on the place, before we actually move there at the end of April.
It’ll mean we can get rid of the horrific carpets in the place, the manky wallpaper, and the truly horrendous little faux-stone ‘ornaments’ in the garden. Oh, and whatever’s been left in the garage (apparently they ‘didn’t have time’ to clear it out. *ahem*) can go in the skip too.
Yes, we’ve managed to hire a skip already. Impressive service – ordered at about 10am, and there by 6pm same day.
And that is what we’re going to be doing all weekend.



